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TROY

singer/songwriter, trouble causer, superior rank photographer, bartender, thief, kickass manager, dr

About Me


it's summertime and i'm ready to go for a ride
i'm not hiding the empty seat by my side
with all the smiles and the calls and the backwards glances
and chances, i need one, i need you tonight...
i want to take you to...
a world you've been in your whole life
but never investigated or appreciated.
days are precious, please decide
before the time we have's wasted,
we'll have the time of our lives.
we'll have the time that we left behind,
in tears and in sighs,
in dishonest words.
we'll have the time that we drowned in wine,
in beer and cider,
we'll have the time we deserve.
we'll have the time that you inspired,
the look in your eyes, the look that i saw,
the beat in your heart that sets mine alight,
we'll spend this time together like never before.
we've been tripping, you've been sleeping,
maybe in your suit and tie
you're so much more perfect
now that one of us is high.
its not a craze, or a phase,
it's the way we are
i doubt my flying carpet will fit in your car.
maybe my world won't collide with yours,
but the bridge between them is just so small.
you are anchored to the ground,
don't waste your life wasted,
come see the world that i've found.
we'll have the time that we left behind,
in sleeping at night,
the time we've finally earned.
we'll see the sunrise a thousand times
to light up the landscapes painted for us to observe.
well have the time that our lives have lacked,
the moments and the memories that are yours and mine,
we'll spend something we earn straight back
together... untouchable, timeless time.
CIAO.

actually gone bonkers.
my life is all about actually dancing like nobody's watching.
i have great respect for people who drink, but i really can't do it anymore. the last 6 months have been excellent, and booze free, thats the main change in me.
i love the funky foxes - my friends at the moment. a collection of consistently excellent people who i have assembled across the north west... EVERYBODY WANTS to be a fox.
the only thing i could possibly wish for in an conceivably, unimaginably perfect world would be a person to share it with, the world that i've found, and a word to describe a situation more perfect than perfect.
I'M BATTERING MY BODY FOR THE BENEFIT OF MY BRAIN.
.::QUOTES OF THE MOMENT::.
"Chris has got loads of cheereaders after him."
"Really? Is he a cheerleader?"
- Sam Hat Wank.
"What were you going to say?"
"It doesn't matter now. Put it back in the box."
- Ratty.
"SUBWAAAAAAAAAAAAAY. FOOTLOOOOONG. MEATBAAAAAAAAAAAALLS.
- The Foz.
"The black guy always gets killed first, so if you're going to get run over you will have AMPLE notice when i get splattered across a windscreen, and will be able to hop safely onto the pavement."
- Jez
"What are you looking for?"
"I'm looking for THAT..."
- Bej.

My Interests



Which Party Girl Are You?
You are TORIA BRIGHTSIDE! Rock and Roll Star! So good-looking that monkeys want your face, and so extrovert that you’ve practically gone into the future. Admirer of Tuna, scranner of acid and connoisseur of all the bizarre pleasures in life. Rock on!
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I'd like to meet:

i would like to meet Tim Henman while in the company of Jez, as Tim Henman is the person that jez would like most to happy slap in the whole of the world, given the oppurtunity. .

Music:

TALKING HEADS, CHEMICAL BROTHERS, AND ASH FROM LORNE STREET.

Movies:



Dogma

The Shawshank Redemption

All Dogs Go To Heaven

Face/Off

Fight Club

The Butterfly Effect

Trainspotting

The Aristocats

Television:

no lisence mate.

Books:



THIS ONE.

tori's totally awesome
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Heroes:

BETHEL / QUEEN I
bethella is my hero because she's just my hero, and has been since the day i met her. the only person in the world who dares to stand up to my mother, dance to a tune she's singing anytime anywhere, and call mr urwin a shrekhead.
MARCUS / DUNDERMAN / MR GREEN
Marcus is my hero because he lives his life the way we don't dare to. he smokes like a chimney, drinks whatever's there whenenver it's there, and takes as many drugs as he can afford. its all about the salt, the meatfeasts and generally doing nothing in life but having fun. he calls me at 3 in the morning like "tori, i'm pilled off my tree, i've just been for a jog, and i thought who'd be up at this time in the morning? Tori will!"
KASIA CHOMIAK
kasia is my hero because she's the only girl who i would ever challenge to a drinking contest, purely beause i think i'd get a real run for my money. she;s my hero because she's smart, funny, friendly, nice looking, probably prospects central and she'd still rather have a good old pint of stella than lunch. fucking hero.
LOZZYFOZZY / THE KOISK
lozzy is my hero because she has created the longest list of things that will never be the same again, thanks to her. here goes. scrambled egg, vodka, pressure, love shack, floors near fridges, the word "bum," lambrini, selector, the boy with a cone for a head, insatiable, assesments, blue and white stripes, hosepipes, water pistols, mayfair, graze, red belts, eyeliner, 2 bottles for £5, hot chocolate, FUCKING EVRYTHING.
MC'D / MUNCHKIN
McD is my hero due to our amazing summer. if i wasn't me in the summer of 2005, i'd liked to have been Laura McDermott. i admire her dress sense, judgement of what's coola and what's not cool, and her sheer balls of steel. though my real hero is the girl she becomes when she's off her face.
DAN TAY / BARON ROBINSON
this G is my hero because he introduces me to everybody as his "crack mate" and genuinely believes i am taking crack cocaine. we invented the term "the twist" and he laughs everytime somebody gets a bit of the tori twist, then gives me a high 5. he's also my hero because his zoots are the fattest and best zoots ever ever, even byron admits that, and thats saying something.

My Blog

you know when...

...you're totally mad about someone. someone has broken through my rhino skin and even though, despite the number of times he tells me he wants to marry me when he's drunk, it shall be to NO AVAIL, he...
Posted by TROY on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 04:13:00 PST

things i like about chester

the bridges. the shortcuts. the sunsets. the boot inn! £1.20 a pint. the carleton arms - every tip is a pint. salmon leap - charlie and jake and syd and herman etc etc. jez - and the fact that he was ...
Posted by TROY on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 02:38:00 PST

Tori and Other Animals

here are the photos from when dean, sparrow and i went to the chapel.when he said i was an angel, i don't quite think he meant this.sparrow proved that he was worth more than many of himself..and dean...
Posted by TROY on Sun, 13 May 2007 04:13:00 PST

shit thats happened.

..> shit thats happened. my last week living in manchester was MINT. i can't remember much of it. i know that monday was a mess. tuesday, stayed in messy and hungover til fozzy came round and prac...
Posted by TROY on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 03:14:00 PST

I'M GETTING FUCKING MARRIED!!!!

HAVE ITTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!     someone's making an honest woman out of me.       YES MATE.     so sofar i've got a bag full of underwear, and about £100 of pointless...
Posted by TROY on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 10:33:00 PST

pills, thrills and bellyaches.

as sean ryder said in the interview..."there was a lot of pills, there was a lot of thrills...and there was a lot of bellaches."not even joking, this just happened2 jahovas witnesses just came to my d...
Posted by TROY on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 03:20:00 PST

making an ocean of manchester.

this blog shall start the typical way.last night.so it was chrissy (fishfinger), me (codette), codfish, heatherous (crabstick), some groovy new chicks, norman and a boy called matt.lovelylovelylovely....
Posted by TROY on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 10:14:00 PST

fuck 2006

thank fuck that fucker's over.here is a list of my achievements this year.1) i was going to write "got sacked 3 times," but i got sacked last night so technically its 4 times.the first was for skiving...
Posted by TROY on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 09:47:00 PST

I <3 MY ALCOHOL PROBLEM

alcohol, my permanent accessory,alcohol, a party time necessity,alcohol, alternative to feeling like yourself,oh alcohol, i still drink to your health.so its quite famous that i go for the odd lunchti...
Posted by TROY on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 10:02:00 PST

a murder is announced

well, due to recent developments, and due to me doing nothing but sitting on my computer chair getting pissed, it looks like i'm going to be brutally murdered by some fans of mine in the coming weeks....
Posted by TROY on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 05:12:00 PST