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klown

let me cut your cake with my knife...

About Me


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My Interests

i like boards and I'm not bad...skateboarding, snowboarding, dirtboarding, longboarding, and also sailing, drumming, music, films and photography
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I'd like to meet:

you, as long as your ego is smaller than you. i don't like people who are different for difference's sake. Be yourself and all is cool with me.(if you don't know me, but understand the true breaks lingo then daym yo, raer jawn wordlife gawd son! If you don't know what I'm talking about, don't ask to be my goddamn friend. I'm fed up with photochopped strippers and fake artists messaging me, go find someone else to pester.)

Music:

hiphop (www.solesides.com / www.the-breaks.com - hit me up on the boards) and pretty much anything else that's got tha funk. from old blues and soul to rock to metal to punk to ska to reggae and back again. When clubbing it's hiphop/dnb/breakbeat all the way.I would list all the artists I'm into, but that just screams of self-congratulatory narcisism (and it would take bloody days to type), so sorry, you'll just have to ask me. My collection is eclectic and extensive and if you know me you'll know I like discussing it.However, don't start giving me shit about how good your band/music is...I know what I like and I'll find it on my own or through people i trust. If I haven't asked your opinion then I don't give a shit about your opinion. natch.but for this month the album i would suggest you all buy is Thavius Beck 'Thru'. And when I say buy I mean it, don't go and download off some filesharing/streaming site like a little bitch. If you don't support the artist you don't get an opinion.

Movies:

film degree so I'm somewhat varied and (un)informed in my choices. here's my flavour of the month - Pan's Labyrinth. It's a good and gory children's film; exactly what we were all hoping the Brother's Girmm would be - go watch!

Television:

don't watch it. we design it so you don't leave your seat. it's evil and addictive.

Books:

anything and everything - reading is my main source of distraction. at the moment i would suggest Pushing Ice by Alastair Reynolds.

Heroes:

Hendrix, God, Kubrick, Isambard Kingdom Brunel, Frank Lampard, John Terry, John Ford and Tony Alva...to name a few. Anyone that persevered and won through against adversity.oh, and Eric Cartman.

My Blog

Top Ten of 2007

Haven’t been on here for a few months.  Forgot to post this...   1. Saltillo - Ganglion Got put on to Suspicious Records earlier this year by someone over at Solesides.com (I think - a...
Posted by klown on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 09:30:00 PST

a surprising lack of death...

We moved to London at the weekend.  After being told by the helpful guy at the tropical fish shop (yep, the same helpful guy who sold me a disease riddled pleco that infected half my fish) t...
Posted by klown on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 03:48:00 PST

Beyond wrong.

I just went downstairs in my office to find a bunch of carol singers in reception.  All very well, until I realised they were singing bastardised versions of traditional Carols including, but not...
Posted by klown on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 09:04:00 PST

Cosmetic Surgery

I've been thinking about this...partly cos of Luke, partly just because i seem to be constantly thinking.  I presume everyone else does as well, but just looking at some people and what they're d...
Posted by klown on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 09:12:00 PST

reversing evolution...

while drinking and watching my cat at the weekend i realised something.  1. Rizla (my cat) doesn't get ill as much as I do.  2. Rizla is better adapted to survive in the wor...
Posted by klown on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 02:50:00 PST

Top 10 of 2006

I know it's very early, and I'm still waiting on a couple of albums, but I've been posting them elsewhere on request so I thought I'd drop them here as well.  Here we go... 1. Aceyalone & RJD...
Posted by klown on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 05:52:00 PST

Forget uppers...

Music can change your mood in an instant. You can be at the lowest point you've been in your whole life, crying your eyes out and beating the walls in frustration but if the right ...
Posted by klown on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 05:45:00 PST

Gift Of Gab - Supreme Lyricism

Right, (I just wrote this then deleted it by going back - sodding myspace).  I'm not gonna waffle on - I hate promotion and rarely partake (apart from that hello geiger bulletin - they're worth ...
Posted by klown on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 02:19:00 PST

Shrimps

So after spending a month carefully regulating the main tank back to a level where noting has white spot I decided I'd retry what I originally intended with the ill-fated (and diseased) Yevg...
Posted by klown on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 09:40:00 PST

stemming the tide of death...

damn damn damn.  everything's dying in the big tank now - I even lost two of the bloody clown loaches at the weekend.  I'm getting annoyed now, I've added the medicine, changed the water, ad...
Posted by klown on Mon, 22 May 2006 09:53:00 PST