Fuck what you know.
The elderly, hot sauce, porn, cookies, Atari, you...keeping your mouth shut!..
"The good die young, but pricks live forever!" -Lewis Black
No humans...only talking foods.
Meow meow meow meow...
This is all the random shit I can think of right now.
American Psycho, Fight Club, American Beauty, Snatch, Tarantino, Kubrick, Oldboy, Batman....Batman Returns, Batman Begins, Ray, Face/Off, 40 Year Old Virgin, Poolhall Junkies, Big Fish, 12 Monkeys, Bringing Out the Dead, Very Bad Things, Catch Me if You Can, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Shaun of the Dead, Dawn of the Dead, Runaway Jury, Usual Suspects, PCU, Being John Malkovich...uhhh there's more, shut up.
I don't pretend to be *too cool* to watch tv.
Eat shit.
I watch the news too much.
Jeopardy. (I never get to watch it anymore, jobs are for stupids.)
I'm an HBO nerd.
I like Tony Bourdain a lot.
Mostly history type stuff, other than cartoons.
SEINFELD FO LIFE. ..
"Master Shake says books are from the devil, and TV is twice as fast."
"Twice as fast at what?"
"Information."