Myspace Contact Tables ..This profile was edited with Thomas' myspace editor™ V2.5 First off, fer those that are actually IN my life n not just in my "space"...don't worry about me. I got this life, this life ain't got shit on me. Secondly, I did NOT have any kind of Sexual Relations with Gregory Reyes..so fer any of his friends that might be thinking that, or anyone that might know him fer that god dayum manner, WE DID NOT FORNICATE. Christ Almighty I am so sick of hearing about how so n so asked if we have "boned" or if he "did me"...FUCK. Oh, and another thing, I am not a fucking Porn Bot either, I am neither hot enough nore am I desperate enough to be one. So, about me, hrm, lets see...I'm a smart-ass, sadistic, selfish, loud, perverted, adorable cuddler...that BITES, HARD. I like curiousity...it hasn't killed me yet, & in most cases it has led me into some pretty fantastic scenes. I like the taste of my own blood. I think it would be quite interesting if it were possible to become a vampire; to seduce them with my vampireness, manipulating them in every which way until finally I sway them into giving me their entire everything...to place their own soul within my clenched jaw. I am an ARIES...100% hardcore. HA! I love myself way too much I think, but that doesn't make me a snobbish stuck up asshole, I just love what I see when I look at me, and I love who I am becuz I am me. I would like to think that I am someone most people are comfortable with, yet a lot of the times I hear that I intimidate people. Not becuz I am all ginormous or sinister looking or anything, far from it actually, but becuz I exude such an overwhelming sense of self...at least that is how I see it. I don't believe in insecurity becuz everyone has something about themselves that is imperfect, if not many things, so why hold it against myself fer something that might not be just so, it's who I am and who I am is all kindsa nice in my book, and then some. I love imperfections, I think that a person can actually become more perfect with each imperfection that they might have. I am a sexual behavior addict and enjoy molesting both males and females, but going through withdrawls, which is my own choice really. It takes balls to hold back one's sexual cravings and really exercise self control. Anyone can go and fuck, it takes strength and will to stop it from happening. I am a mommy, my little girl Zoe is my gift to the world to which she will take over some day...I am laid back & normally in a "don't give a fuck" mood, any topic goes, although it usually ends up something really pervy. Unless I have feelings for you, there are very few with this privilage, I could care less if you live or die, love me or hate me, but it's usually either or, and never in between.I'm a FREAK. I'm not "nice" and will never pretend to be. I do have feelings which run fairly deep, but I usually try and keep them on the DL becuz yeah, getting hurt blows, even if it is a life experience, I don't fancy it much. I am shallow, but at least I admit it. I think that a person has to be physically attracted to another person in order to be with them, it's human nature. Don't be fooled by any image of cuteness, I am a cruel cold ass prick who finds amusement in the sickest of things. I'MMA BIG DORK. OH and I must repeat,AGAIN, that I am selfish.SELFISH.I like getting my way but dayum am I stubborn if I have to do something that is not on the Jibb shedule, and most of the time I won't do it, which I don't feel bad over, becuz fuck, I'm selfish. I don't really trust people too much, there are few with stock in that department, and even they do not have it in a complete form. I am also not to be trusted by most people, unless I instruct you otherwise. I have a crappy way of breaking plans, so don't take it personal if I don't call or show, it's just how it usually turns out. I suppose that's why I like being spontaneous, you can't go wrong that way. I tend to get bored easily with the same human interaction, hence my liking fer strangers, and even moreso if they have candy. I like candy... I usually don't have a temper, there are very few people that can make me see red, I need not list them. If you are one of these wretched pieces of shitness then expect an excrutiating verbal bashing with a possible meeting between yer face and my size eight steel toe combat boot. I like pain, as well as causing pain. There is a calming effect pain can exude, if you cannot relate you will definitely think I sound psycho...usually when I have something really horrid going down in my life I lick my wounds with a fresh piercing, nothing better than metal thru flesh, don't chu agree? It also gets me off a lil to inflict pain onto others, not to mention gettin' a lil kink thrown back my way. I like doing things that I'm told not to do. I sort of just break the rules that way. I like to push people's buttons and poke at the snakes, so to speak. I like being respected, but I kinda suck when it comes to offending people, oops to that. I am blaintently open and honest about mostly everything, unless it's something really stupid that usually a broad would get upset over...that's when a white lie is yer best friend, cuz fuck that drama action....otherwise I don't believe in euphemism. Candy coating crap is not my forte. Sorry(not really though). YEAH...anyways. Onto the more light-hearted teehee side of Jibb. I'm a major candy junkie......... usually it is what keeps me going in my sleep deprived state. I used to have horrid insomnia, which is very slight nowadays, although I suppose it would be fun to have my own lil Tyler Durden running around inside my head, to which I would not beat him up, just merely have many sessions of sexual activity with him. Hrm, I guess in the end, I would just be relating to ME, which is never a bad experience. I like to have giggle fits, which usually occur after something completely unfunny happens, but causes a chain reaction of insane laughter to spill out all over me and others around me. People tell me that my laugh is contageous...which makes me feel like a good germ. I like doing outrageously pointless things like breaking into parks after they are closed, going to Seven Eleven at four a.m. fer that much needed slurpee, walking in the rain without my shoes ..ping whatever it might be that I am doing at the time to lay on a blankey in the grass in the middle of nowhere, driving fer no reason and not having any sort of destination, etc. I like cuddling a lot, but sometimes it turns into grope sessions, oops. I like to tickle people, especially when they don't like it, but hate it when it comes back to me. I love to shock the timid, mainly becuz I'm not shy, so I like torturing those who are. If you ever have the chance of running into me, I'm sure I'll make you blush at least once. I have a stuffed animal Panda named Andy that is literally 19 years old, soon to be 20. He is the bestest cuddler in the world, and will maintain his rightful place in my bed until I die. I like talking. I talk too much. I'm an asshole when it comes to conversation, even when I realize that I am the only person talking, fer some reason, I continue to talk...blah blah blah yack yack jibber jabber tra la la. HA. That's right...we are the kewlest 7% in the entire effing planet! Fuck all you right handed freaks wit yer gay ass scissors! Oh n yeah...I totally have this shirt... FUCK I was never into getting cancer in order to be "cool."
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jibb
Birthday: 3-25-83, tha best dayum day ever might I add...
Birthplace: Oak Park
Current Location: Tha Fuckin' Burbs
Eye Color: My eyes have Multiple Personality Disorder...seriously, they change A LOT
Hair Color: HA...Right now? Or Naturally? Light Blondishness
Height: 5'4" Rock on wit tha short peeps
Right Handed or Left Handed: LEFTY, south paw baby!
Your Heritage: I'mma mutt, WOOF WOOF nshet
The Shoes You Wore Today: Adidas Shell Toes, always & 4 ever
Your Weakness: HA
Your Fears: uhm, not sure really
Your Perfect Pizza: mushroom, YES, I'm down wit tha fungus
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Being the bestest momma in tha world
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "duder" & "nshet"
Thoughts First Waking Up: my brain doesn't function at that time
Your Best Physical Feature: HeH-well, I won't be a dick & say everything, so it's a toss up between my TITS & my eyes...
Your Bedtime: whenever the child deems worthy fer me to pass out
Your Most Missed Memory: uhm, I don't remember
Pepsi or Coke: DIET PEPSI, OR MT. DEW LIVE WIRE...
MacDonalds or Burger King: Tha King commands me
Single or Group Dates: Single, but either can end in a very interesting way
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: LIPTON
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: SICK
Do you Smoke: SICK
Do you Swear: FUCK no
Do you Sing: Yeah, mostly in tha car or tha shower...or whenever I feel like singing dammit
Do you Shower Daily: YES, sometimes twice, I love being naykid & wet...
Have you Been in Love: unfortunately
Do you want to go to College: Been there...
Do you want to get Married: FUCK NO, unless it's to myself...no I'm not conceited...
Do you belive in yourself: BUT OF COURSE, someone's gotta
Do you get Motion Sickness: only when I move (ba doom doom choosh)
Do you think you are Attractive: Am I a complete prick if I say FUCK YES?
Are you a Health Freak: considering I'm allergic to EVERY fucking thing, uhm, not really
Do you get along with your Parents: HA, only when there are highly potent tranquilizers and I'm holding the tranq gun
Do you like Thunderstorms: FUCK NO, unless I'm getting nailed or asleep, NO
Do you play an Instrument: no, just with myself
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: nope
In the past month have you Smoked: SICK
In the past month have you been on Drugs: do Asthma meds count?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: not unless you count me hangin' out wit my lil baby girl...no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes, but soon I'll be living there again
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: SICK, I don't like oreos
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no, but I'll try anything once, okay, maybe twice
In the past month have you been on Stage: Tha world is my stage
In the past month have you been Dumped: pffft...
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: it's friggin' freezing Mr. Bigglesworth
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nope
Ever been Drunk: HA
Ever been called a Tease: All tha time
Ever been Beaten up: only by my older brother, he's a butthole
Ever Shoplifted: when I was three on accident
How do you want to Die: HA, I've already done that three times...
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A little kid again
What country would you most like to Visit: Italy or France
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: I'm a sucker fer some big brown eyes
Favourite Hair Color: Wit guys I like shaved heads, Girls I'm not picky, so any color is aiight
Short or Long Hair: Shaved heads or mohawks fer guys, girls it doesn't matter...
Height: TALL boys are all kindsa nice, but then again I don't judge on height considering I'm a short ass
Weight: It doesn't matter, meat or bone, it's all tasty
Best Clothing Style: eh, I'm not a fashion whore
Number of Drugs I have taken: HA, this matters why?
Number of CDs I own: A LOT
Number of Piercings: 18 at tha moment but that is likely to change
Number of Tattoos: DOS but I want more
Number of things in my Past I Regret: NONE, fuck regret, it's a waste of energy
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Your Deadly Sins
Pride: 80%
Lust: 60%
Wrath: 60%
Greed: 40%
Envy: 20%
Sloth: 20%
Gluttony: 0%
Chance You'll Go to Hell: 40%
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You are Gaz. You rock, hardcore. You do your own awesome thing and don't let anybody get in your way. Not only do you have a badass wardrobe, but you've got a badass attitude to go along with it. Video games and pizza are pretty much your two favorite things--it's not your fault that you're a product of our hideous society, and at least you're wrathful about it.
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You Were a Cat
You are an independent person who inspires others with your dreams.
A calm protector, you will fight when you need to. What Animal Were You In a Past Life?
You're not a HO. You're just a TEASE! A
flirtatious little one aren't you? So guys
look at you and think "what a
floozy", and you love to lead them on
thinking they just may get somewhere...when
it fact, THEY AREN'T GETTING ANY OUTTA YOU!
you just may be a secret prude with no
experience at all but they'll never know
THAT... hahaha! fools!... *bats an eyelash and blows a kiss* at least you do some naughty things in secret, but
then again they'll never hear about those
alleged acts ethier...
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You have an entrancing kiss~ the kind that leaves
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How evil are you?
What Your Face Says
At first glance, people see you as driven and ambitious.
Overall, your true self is passionate and physical.
With friends, you seem logical, detached, and a bit manipulative.
In love, you seem like a huge flirt.
In stressful situations, you seem selfish and moody. What Do People Think Of Your Face? You are 66% evil
You are very evil. You are fairly practical in your evil deeds and you probably wouldn’t do anything illegal. You are more inclined to not do anything when you see that something bad is about to happen. Think Seinfeld.
Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.comThis seems to happen to those that give me their lovies...so all I'm sayin' is...be AWARE, and don't say I never warned you. I'mma careless bastard a lot of the times...This is what Gregory calls me....which is always amusing...becuz he gets so like, excited when he says it....so I will go along fer now... YES...I love porn, but not gay Greg-like porn, mayun Greg has some horrid porn....GOOD porn...dammit. OH HEY, LOOK! It's the JIBB HANDSHAKE!Did I mention that I find humor in the most ridiculous shet?! Mayun this shet right here made me laugh really hard....christ. .. Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | a href="http://www.msplinks.com/MDFodHRwOi8vd3d3Li4uL2ltYWdlcy 8uLg==" targ