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About Me

I am an "only child"...I live in Melrose Park, Illinois, corruption capital of the Midwest...I'd do anything for my friends...I love the outdoors...I hate traffic and politicians and animal cruelty and ignorance and broccoli and reality TV...I don't believe in religion...I'm colorblind, so don't make fun of my outfit choices, shit, I'm 6'3" 228lbs, you shouldn't talk smack to guys my size anyways...I've broken hearts and had my heart broken...I don't have any enemies, but theres a couple of cops who don't like me...I'll dance when drunk...I MySpace too much...I'm a work in progress, but aren't we all?...I liken my life to a good book, each chapter makes me hungry for whatever might come next...I'm not the kind of person you can make assumptions about based on other people you've met...When you first meet me I might be quiet and reserved or I might be crazy and outgoing, it all depends on my mood at the moment...I'm terrible at recognizing when a girl likes me unless its blatantly obvious...women confuse the fuck out of me, but its fair because I confuse the fuck out of them...I like people of all races, but I can't stand people who act like they are a different race than they really are...I'm one of the biggest ballbusters you will ever meet, so beware if you're in my crosshairs...You may influence me, but you'll never change me...I might piss you off from time to time, but no one can stay mad at me, I'm too lovable...For some reason I don't like people taller than me...i like women with foriegn accents, but if a man has a foriegn accent I want to choke him...Tequila, vodka, and rum are tasty, all other alcohols can kiss my beanbag(except for beer of course)...Never disrespect my home or the people in it, you don't want to join the growing list of people who have been banned...I wish I could breakdance...I'm sorta random(if you haven't picked up on that by now)... MyGen Profile Generator..

My Interests

Pet peeves:people that chew with their mouths open and smack their nasty spitty food...neighbors...neighbors that bother me...neighbors that have problems with me...neighbors that have loud nasty sex with hookers... neighbors that get mad when I have loud nasty sex (with hookers)...people that are nosy...people that talk too much and choose to talk to me...people that have scabies or lice (and want to give them to me)...people that want to eat off of my plate and mix their spit with mine... people that think that they know more than I do (when in actuality I know pretty much everything)...people that don't know anything and like to share their thoughts with me...people that pick their noses when they're driving next to me...strangers that seem to think that I am "friendly" and try to chat with me when I am grocery shopping...people that stare at me in public and don't stop when I make eye contact with them...people that are ignorant (come on, they have to know it!)...people that nag or try to talk me into becoming more like them (religion, diet, habits, ugliness, freakiness and nastiness, etc.)...people that don't get it...people that breath... I'm sure I left a lot out, TO BE CONTINUED...(If you don't fit into any of these categories, then I love you!)

Music:

In the beginning, there was Jack. And Jack had a groove. And from this groove came the groove of all grooves. And while one day viciously throwing down on his box, Jack boldly declared, "Let there be House!". And House music was born. I am, you see. I am the creator. And this is my House. And in my House there is only House music. But I am not so selfish, because once you've entered my House, it then becomes our House, and our House music. And you see, no one man owns House, because house music is a universal language spoke and understood by all. You see, House is a feeling, that no one can understand really, unless you're deep into the vibe of House. House is an uncontrollable desire to Jack your body. And as I told ya before, this is our house, and our House music. And in every house you understand, there is a keeper. And in this house the keeper is Jack. Now some of you might wonder, "who is Jack and what is it that Jack does?" Jack is the one who gives you the power to Jack your body. Jack is the one who gives you the power to do the snake. Jack is the one who gives you the key to the wiggly worm. Jack is the one who learns you how to walk your body. Jack is the one that can bring nations and nations of all Jackers together under one house. You may be black, you may be white, you may be Jew, or Gentile. It don't make a difference in our house. And this is fresh!!!My taste in music would best be described as "random"...there's a ton of shit I dig...I think I dig so many different things because of the time in which I grew up...******************************************************* **Here's some of the artists I've seen live in concert: Wu-Tang Clan, Immortal Technique, Nas, Jedi Mind Tricks, Run DMC, Ice Cube, Limp Bizkit, Ramstein, Korn, Metallica, Black Sabbath, Pantera, Smashing Pumpkins, Plant & Paige, The Who, Aerosmith, Pink Floyd, Lynard Skynard, Peter Frampton, Ozzy Osbourne, Dj Qbert, Mix Master Mike, Dj Swamp, Cypress Hill, Pharoah Monch, Jurassic 5, World Famous Beat Junkies, Supernatural

Movies:

I've got a 108" screen, so I'm a bit of a DVD junkie. My taste in movies is pretty diverse. Anything with Angelina Jolie, anything by Quentin Tarantino, I love Al Pacino, Robert Deniro, Johnny Depp... I love so many movies, heres just a few: One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Goodfellas, Casino, Heathers, Shakes the Clown, Nowhere, Doom Generation, The Matrix trilogy, Eternal Sunshine and the Spotless Mind, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, American Psycho, Old School, Bad Lieutenant, The Devil's Rejects, Oldboy, Sin City, Natural Born Killers, Dog Day Afternoon, Fight Club, Donnie Darko, Desperado, Once Upon a Time in Mexico, The Professional, Requiem for a Dream, Summer of Sam, The Blues Brothers, Snatch, Underworld, Boogie Nights, 12 Monkeys, Bubba Hotep, The Great Escape, The Big Lebowski, Gangs of New York, Bound, Dazed and Confused, I could go on and on...

Television:

Seinfeld, South Park, X-Files, Drawn Together, Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Sopranos, The Simpsons, Family Guy, Friends(don't tell anyone!), The History Channel, The Discovery Channel, The Daily Show, Colbert Report, The Office(BEST SHOW ON TV!!!!), SNL, and don't get me started on video games: Guitar Hero, Grand Theft Auto, Bully, Need for Speed, Gran Turismo, it all looks good on the big screen.

Books:

Stephen King's collabo with Peter Straub "The Talisman"...it's my fav book ever.I'm currently reading the "Dark Tower" series, I'm about to start the 4th book and I'm lovin' it. I heard most people don't like the last book, I'll decide on my own...

Heroes:



My Details

Status Single & flirting
Here to Stalk your mother
Orientation I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body
Body type Tall, dark, and handsome
Ethnicity I lose count sometimes
Religion Zeitgeist
Zodiac Capricorn
Smoke/Drink Marlboro reds and Tequila
Children Are for R. Kelly
Education School of hard knocks
Occupation Mon-Fri: Security for the Melrose Park Civic Center....Fri & Sat: Security at Mannequin Nightclub

My Blog

I love The Office.

I wanna be the Jim to your Pam, In my heart I already am. I'm just dying to be, Oh, why can't you see? I wanna be the Jim to your Pam.
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Posted by ** µ®®Ò²Lµ** on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 07:02:00 PST

cOLoRbLiNd

The red man laughs as the white man uses electronics made by the yellow man to spy on the black man who sells drugs made by the brown man....and me, I'm green with envy.... just ask Blue Man Grou...
Posted by ** µ®®Ò²Lµ** on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 09:34:00 PST

Word.

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Posted by ** µ®®Ò²Lµ** on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 10:03:00 PST

CIRCLE

I ride the deadly algorithms of a piper gone mad, Confused and apathetic because of the dreams that I've had, I touch and taste the ribbons of a heart once whole, I toast a glassful of tears as I d...
Posted by ** µ®®Ò²Lµ** on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 08:02:00 PST

Did you know that I...

met Bill Clinton? am not allowed in the Stone Park Police Department? escaped the cops in my one and only high speed pursuit? am in the national archives? was asked to strip at a gay club? saw someone...
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Life...

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Posted by ** µ®®Ò²Lµ** on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 06:50:00 PST

Puddin Pie

This hick prick lunatic can suck a fat dickif he thinks for a bit I'll put up with his shit,Better stop the man quick because he's a nitwithe just feeds us bullshit and it's making me sick,Well, the f...
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