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Ray

About Me

I'm a boring guy. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

My Interests

I'm leaving this blank, well, not completely blank, as stating that it is being left blank isn't quite leaving it blank is it. And honestly, do you really care what I'm interested in? I didn't think so.

I'd like to meet:

Someone with wings, horns, tails, fins, claws, reversed feet, head, hands. Anyone with additional arms, legs, eyes, breasts, genitals, ears, nose, lips, head. Anyone without a face. Pinheads, dwarfs, giants, Satyrs. A woman with one breast (center); a woman with breasts so large as to require Daliesque supports; women whose faces are covered with hair or large skin lesions and willing to pose in evening gowns. Active and retired sideshow performers, contortionists (erotic), anyone with a parasitic twin, people who live as comic book heroes. Boot, corset and bondage fetishists, a beautiful woman with functional appendages in place of arms, anorexics (preferably bald), the romantic and criminally insane (nude only). All manner of extreme visual perversions. A young blonde girl with two faces. Hermaphrodites and teratoids (alive and dead). Beings from other planets. Anyone bearing the wounds of christ. Anyone claiming to be God. God.

Apart from the blatant Joel Peter Witkin refrence, I'm prettymuch a recluse. Sorry and goodluck.

Music:

"Blocky, hard rhythms mix with juttering crackled beats. A no subtleties barrage that does what it does and does that well."
I think that means keep me away from drum machines.

Movies:

I guess I'm supposed to list my dvd collection here, but we all know that isn't going to happen.

Television:

I don't watch television, imagine that.

Books:

A medium sized pile that I'm currently reading.

Heroes:

no thanks