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Jeff

Evil was born and followed the boy!

About Me

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My Interests

Making people laugh! Even if you don't find me funny, you must admit I'm funny looking. See you smiled. {Asshole}

I'd like to meet:

I know enough damn people!

Music:

60's, 70's & 80's!!

Books:

The Alex Cross series. Lemony, Harry Potter. Gross and sensational true-crime and high-brow erotica.

Heroes:

Superman or Green Lantern ain't got a-nothin' on me I can make like a turtle and dive for your pearls in the sea, yeah!

My Blog

DELIQUENT EPILOGUE

DELIQUENT EPILOGUE 2006   We've just spent six months reliving nine years of Deliquent films. I sincerely thank everyone for his or her time, memories and laughs. It was a very exciting time in ...
Posted by Jeff on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 09:46:00 PST

SUNNY CAME HOME

SUNNY CAME HOME (1998) 57 MIN A girl returns to her home town years after being sent to a teenage home for torching the school opening up many feelings of hate and revenge. ONE REVIEW: Serious accoun...
Posted by Jeff on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 08:47:00 PST

JAMES BOND: OOSTUPID

JAMES BOMB OO STUPID (1997) 90 MIN   Spoof on the James Bond series as Agent 00stupid tracks down a megalomaniac bent on poisoning the water supply of the New York City area. One review: Sometim...
Posted by Jeff on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 02:45:00 PST

MAIL FRAUD WITH A PENSION

MAIL FRAUD WITH A PENSION (1996) 92 MIN   CAST Chris/Christine Dresser          ;           ; &nb...
Posted by Jeff on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 11:16:00 PST

THE MIDNIGHT ADVENTURES OF BOB AND JANE

THE MIDNIGHT ADVENTURES OF BOB AND JANE 1995 (11 MIN)   A couple encounters strange happenings while driving around their hometown. One review: A philosophical couple named Bob and Jane take an ...
Posted by Jeff on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 11:10:00 PST

MAIL FRAUD

MAIL FRAUD 1995 (87 MIN)   A mailman moonlights as a transvestite vigilante to rid a peaceful town of all its corrupters. One review: If vampires, transvestites, slave-traders, bisexual romance ...
Posted by Jeff on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 10:14:00 PST

DANGEROUSLY STALKING CECELIA

DANGEROUSLY STALKING CECELIA (1994) 70 MIN.   A lovesick teen resorts to psychotic behavior when he fails to win the heart of the girl of his dreams. One review: Strange and semi-frightening ven...
Posted by Jeff on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 12:11:00 PST

UMFUFU

UMFUFU (1994) 75 MIN.   A frumpy housewife obtains magical powers from a medieval queen that she uses to avenge her abusers. One review: Very fuuny lines and a clever story make for Deliquent's ...
Posted by Jeff on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 09:27:00 PST

THE BOY WHO LOVED WHITNEY

THE BOY WHO LOVED WHITNEY (1993) 15 min. A man obsessed with Whitney Houston shrugs all disbelievers and insists she will perform at his birthday party. One Review: No one believes a man who thinks p...
Posted by Jeff on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 11:22:00 PST

CUNTSTANT CRAVING

CUNTSTANT CRAVING (1993) 13 MIN. Deception and betrayal highlight this story of a lesbian in a midwestern boarding house. One review: Awful, stupid, and thoroughly confusing mess of a film which wea...
Posted by Jeff on Sun, 27 Aug 2006 10:11:00 PST