****Read First Please****
This is myspace not yourspace.I am a goofy eccentric person deal with it.
If you do not like my profile or have a problem with me you know where the delete & block button are.
I am not very serious in real life nor am I on myspace.
Don't be so freaking serious.
Life is too short to be serious.
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Attention Haterz
Please do not write me messages that your boyfriend or girlfriend is in love with me and that I am a bitch.
I do not care. I know that already.
Maybe if you all would get to know me before being playa haterz you would love me too:-P
(Yes, I just like to say playa haterz..I am really just a dork;-)
Reasons Why I Will Not Add You To My Friends
-You are a stranger and have never written me to even introduce yourself.
-Your profile is set to private.
-I have embraced the dark side and am in a very bad mood.
Reasons You Will Be Deleted From My Friends List.
-You are a stranger and have never written me to even introduce yourself.
-You post retarded and spam bulletins... every hour.
-You make me cry more then 3 times.
-Your profile makes me physically ill.
-You send me messages that are more perverted then I am... Every freckin'day.
-I tell you that you have a myspace worm or virus and you do nothing to fix it.
-I have embraced the dark side and am in a very bad mood.
-You harass my other friends that I really like.
MORE PROFILE CHANGES TO COME!
And for my more educated readers ...
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I want to give a big shout out to alien and my sith for helping me with this profile, my panic attacks, and for freaking listening to me (sometimes for 12 hours wait.. make that 48 hours in a row) whine like a little bitch when I messed something up. Jedi Princesa, I love you so much that I wanted to tell you this...
Please donate money so I can buy new shoes.
Thanks. *I get bored very easy.
I always have to be doing three things at once.
I never sleep.
I am always thinking.
*I am a self proclaimed Gucci and Louis Vuitton purse expert and get calls from people world wide to authenticate their items.
*My Gucci and LV collection rivals Kimora Simmons, my fur and shoes Little Kim.
*I write novels and read people.
*I analyze the crap out of everything.
*I have OCD-ADD-AIM-DNA-ADT- Hate the IRS -long for UNF -Like TLA but not PMS.
My Fav TLA is WTF!
I am called PAP-YFW-YWD-YRW-YGW to name a few.
*Green is my favorite color.
*I have been known to bribe.
*I know things.
*I hate drama but seem to attract it.
*I am a conspiracy theorists at large.
*I have a black belt in Keeping it Real.
*I have a large geek fan club that I love and party like a rock star when out of town.
*I am one of the biggest computer nerds you will ever meet. I fancy myself as a jack-of-all-trades master of none.
*I love gaming.
*I love Diet Rockstar & Sixlets. However, could live off of gummies, carrots, celery, pineapple and Diet Mountain Dew.
*I love nachos too but when I eat them and the next day I work out and sweat, I smell like them. It makes me hungry.
*I have more pets and pet peeves then anyone I know.
*I cannot spell.
*I am sneaky.
*My teeth really are that white.
*I like to gamble.
*I love to practice playing instruments like the guitar and drums
*I want to be a kung fu master but will settle for hula hoop master.
Hula Hoops are the funniest.
*I hate questions but like asking them.
*I like gifts but not surprises.
*I travel as much as possible.
*I love gadgets.
*I am good at keeping secrets.
*People call me when they do not know what to say to others, need ideas, facts, or excuses.
*I speak many languages.
*I greet people with a hug or kiss.
*I am not a judgmental person.
Who am I to judge others?
*I do not know the difference between AM or PM or left from right no matter how many times it is explained and taught to me.
I just find it not interesting.
*I love presidente and Walker red label.
*I hate to drive.
*People always tell me how funny and witty I am but I always feel hopeless and awkward.
*I have been compared to that Good Will Hunting guy with my brain power but I just like the Goodwill and I would not want to be a janitor.
*I am not competitive at all
*I never know what day or year it is.
I never can remember birthdays and I have no idea how old I am.
So that being said
I think I am 10 years old emotionally.
Physiologically outside early to mid 20's. Internally 65 due to cancer.
My dad and the goverment say they know.
My mom says I am 16.
My husband says 14.
My children say 22.
My dad and the goverment can be real jerks.
*I do not know how to tell time. I am always late because of it. I just go by feelings and the sun.
*My mom use to leave me places like Joe Dirt.
*I am sarcastic and contrary.
*I watch Japanese animation and collect weapons.
*Almost everything on this page has triple meanings.
*I lack self-esteem and self-confidence so I pretend to be dumb but at times I really am just that dumb.
*I topic jump.
*I am unlucky.
*People mistake me for an idiot when I am just generous and kind.
I sometimes agree with them.
*I like noncototient & heptagonal numbers.
The number 3 is so last year.
*I really just want to lay around,drink beer,and have sex but never can to do that.
*I wish I was Mulder.
I hate Scully.
*I am a very vague but very honest.
*I do experiments for fun.
*I have theories for almost everything.
*I always look for exits & plan escape routes when I go into places.
*I always know what to say.
*I can be super paraniod yet I am very naive.
*I don’t like emotional needy people.
There is only room for me.
*I love fart, pee, and puke jokes.
*I have so much stuff. I hate throwing out things. I collect everything. It is a sickness.
*I am silly and goofy.
*I am absolutely nuts (but in a good way).
*This page is only a glimpse of me.