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Bailey

He who makes a beast of himself, rids the pain of being a man

About Me

U can also contact me on [email protected] my Myspace friends n future friends. I'm Bailey. I live in Barnsley in South Yorkshire. It's great here. Some people say it's shit but that's their opinion. I'm really into my music; listening and playing. I like a lot of stlyes of music, but also hate a lot aswell! So u can keep ya so-called R n B shit!! As it says in my General section A play one or two instruments (oi, don't be cheeky!) and i'm havin one hell of a time playin in Cuba. Not the country ya numpty, mi band!! Check out mi top mates n click on it then get back........................................................ ............................................................ ..........Done it? See, we're or8 aren't we! If anyone's wantin a band to play at their venue, weddin, funeral just call us!! In fact, second thoughts, hold the weddins. So just come n say 'Ey Up' to me. I love lovely people. Barnsley is full of them. Full of nutters aswell. You'll always see me with a smile on mi face (and a drink in my hand- hence the smile). Don't like been nasty to anyone. Although there are some dick ed's who do deserve it, agree? I have a fault where, if i fuck you around, don't take it personal.

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My Interests

1- MUSIC- I can play organ (grade 8, theory 4), acoustic, electric, bass, self taught (to a certain degree), piano (a bit), slap the old skins (a bit), and i've got a wonderful smokers singin voice! 2- DRINK- Drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, swim, drink, drink, Dave in a line up, drink, drink, drink, fall over, drink, drink, drink, Dave, swim, drink, sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep. 3- SPORTS- Golf, badminton, squash, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, swimswim, Dave, drink, drink, sleeeeeeeeeeeeeep, hangover golf

I'd like to meet:

God. Cos at the minute i think that all religions r just brain-washing people, and doing a damn good job at it too!! So, if he is 'REAL', then i'll believe it when i see it. If i told u that Elvis walked past me today and shook my hand after he'd just helped restore sight to three people who were completely blind, would u believe me?? Or if a told u that Superman was real, cos after all HE'S done miracles by savin people's lives, would u beleive me?? but u've seen Superman with ur eyes, and u've seen Elvis with ur eyes. Have u seen God? I shall now get off my horse cos i'm gettin vertigo!!

Music:

Oooo yes i do luv music. Here's a little list- Stone Roses (a must on anyones list-no arguements!) (I sed no arguements!!) Talkin Heads, Gomez, Kings Of Leon, Charlatans, Simon N Garfunkel (soothin to a buzzin heed!), Chili Peppers, CUBA, U2, Sex Pistols, Jam, Inspiral Carpets, Doors, Weller, Oasis, Bowie, Ian Brown, Shed 7, Beatles, Pink Floyd, Hendrix, Ray Charles, Northside, Kinks, Velvet Underground, Flamin Lips, Arctic Monkeys, The Stones, The Who, Zutons to name one or two....... oh yes, and many of my fellow musicians in/around/from Barnsley who keep knockin excellent tunes out of this little mining town. U all know who u r!!

Movies:

Don't give me a fuckin soppy story. Watership Down did me when i was younger. Still does! Yeah, Owt wi Pacino, De Niro, Depp, especially Fear N Loathin- "We can't stop here, this is bat country!", Dusk Till Dawn, any ass kickin Tarrantino 'barrel in thi face' fest, and owt that makes me either SHIT myself with fright or PISS myself laughin

Television:

Owt to make me laugh

Books:

Daffy, Donald, Howard..... Oh r8. BOOKS not DUCKS. Naa, if i had time to read i'd never finish off my scale down model of Blackpool Tower made out of my toe nail clippins!

Heroes:

Mi family, mi mates, Morecambe n Wise, Tommy Cooper, and any decent chip shop owner!