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Sammy The Tank

My weakness is that I care too much

About Me

S.I.N.K. - single income no kids. My most recent infatuation is making my car show worthy.
Your Lightsaber is BlueBlue is often associated with depth and stability.
It symbolizes trust, loyalty, wisdom,
confidence, and truth.

My Interests


Oversize Tonka Trucks and Big Boys Toys

I'd like to meet:

George Clooney, so I can slap the shit out of him and demand my $10 and 2 hours of my life back for that piece of crap "Syriana", George Bush Jr. and Sr. as well as Governor Schwartzeneggar(more bitchslap candidates), Chris Hansen(but not by suprise) Mike Rowe, women any age from their early 20's into their 40's that don't have children, and anyone not suffering from clynical depression.

Music:

If you love Kelly Clarkson like I do, then you'll love this: Who knew she could play thrash metal so well? If you don't believe Richard Cheese and the "Lounge Against the Machine" improves every song they cover by at least 1000%, then you and me have problems. Finally saw Pearl Jam! Also went to Cochella this spring...

Movies:

Who doesn't love Star Wars? Also training and safety video's(the grainier the better)

Television:

PRO-WRESTLING! Baseball season is here, GO BLUE!!! GO DODGERS!!! I don't care how good or bad they do. C.S.I., To Catch A Predator, Chris Angel's MIND FREAK, The Simpsons, Dirty Jobs, and What Not To Wear(some dudes care about how they look).

Books:

Pro-athelete autobiographies, science fact and fiction, and training manuals, and whatever looks interesting on the bargain rack.

Heroes:

Jesus Christ, My Dad, The first hispanic WWE champion Eddie Guerrero, Julio Cesar Chavez, Pancho Villa, Ceasar Chavez, Tom Leykis, the cerebral assasin Tripple H, and "Crocodile Hunter" Steve Irwin for teaching us all so much about animals & mother nature. William C. Waggoner, Jerry Lanham

My Blog

Shame On You Sarah Palin!(Thanks Claudia)

Thank you for the article ClaudiaAttacks, praise stretch truth at GOP convention By JIM KUHNHENN, Associated Press WriterWed Sep 3, 11:48 PM ET Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin and her Republican supporte...
Posted by Sammy The Tank on Thu, 04 Sep 2008 12:47:00 PST

Feeling of the day

Am I under appreciated?I try, really try, to help others;To please friends,But they don't see-No one sees-How my efforts have worn me out;Worn me down to no more than a carcassInhabited by my tired, s...
Posted by Sammy The Tank on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 12:06:00 PST

Andy Rooney is right

Good for him!!! Surprised CBS let him get away with this even though he's right Right on, Andy Rooney ! Andy Rooney said on "60 Minutes" a few weeks back: I don't think being a minority makes you a vi...
Posted by Sammy The Tank on Sat, 12 Jan 2008 06:22:00 PST

Halloween

It was time for Evan Cohan's annual Halloween costume party, and this years theme was "Snakes At A MuthaFuckin Party!" Reggie was victim #1 Some convict was showing off his "snake" Tim and I took ...
Posted by Sammy The Tank on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 01:59:00 PST

Your recomendations

Recommend to me: 1. a book 2. a band/album/artist or song 3. a website 4. a person who isn't on my friend's list 5. dinner ideas 6. a quote
Posted by Sammy The Tank on Wed, 17 May 2006 09:37:00 PST

Coachella 2006

So a couple months ago my friend Kandice happens to stumble on the first day of Coachella tickets going on sale. This is the story of our adventure. We started out early, about 7:00AM Big thanks to...
Posted by Sammy The Tank on Mon, 01 May 2006 11:19:00 PST

Bush Family tree

The Bush Crime Family TreeGeorge Walker, GW's great-grandfather, set up the takeover of the Hamburg-America Line, a cover for I.G. Farben's Nazi espionage unit in the United States. In Germany, I.G. F...
Posted by Sammy The Tank on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 10:26:00 PST