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Charlie

My God Has A Bigger Dick Than Your God...

About Me

Okay, I totally thought I could stop coming to this site, but I've come to the realization, however, that it is impossible.So yeah my name is Charles, but if you're reading this you probably already know that. I was born in Conneticut, raised in Playa Del Rey, graduated High School in El Paso De Robles, and am now back south in Van Nuys. I currently run the Radioshack in the Northridge mall, so if you need a new cellular phone, or any other kind of neat little gadget or gizmo, I expect that you will come see me, and give me your hard earned money in exchange for them. My master plan in life however is not to run a Radioshack forever, not that it's a bad gig, or that the money's bad, cause it's actually alot of fun, and the money is pretty good... but my true passion lies in acting and writing just like every other pathetic soul that lives in Los Angeles... However I'm not really looking for fortune or fame, I just want to be able to make a living doing something I truely enjoy, if fortune and fame come with that, who am I to deny them...And for all the beautifull women that are bound to check out my profile and waste their time reading my info, yes I am single... ;) ---(that's a smiley face winking, just so you know...) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . "I apologize to you if I don't seem real eager to jump into a forced awkward intimate situation that people like to call dating. I don't like the feeling. You're sitting there you're wondering "Do I have food on my face? Am I eating, am I talking too much? Are they talking enough? Am I interested? I'm not really interested. Should I play like i'm interested? But I'm not that interested. But I think she might be interested. But do I want to be interested? But now she's not interested. So now all of a sudden I'm getting...I'm starting to get interested. Or am I, when am I supposed to kiss her? Do I wait for the door cause then it's obvious. 'Umm, well goodnight.' You do the ass out hug. Where you're like hugging each other like this and the ass sticks out. Because you're trying to not get too close. Or do you go right in and kiss them on the lips? Or don't kiss them at all. It's very difficult trying to read a situation. And all the while you just really want to know...'Are we going to get hopped up enough to make some bad decisions? Perhaps play a little game called 'Just the tip'. Just for a second. Just to see how it feels." . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!

My Interests

I like going out to sports bars, playing pool. Going out to movies is nice, seeing a live show is better, seeing a stand-up comic bomb is the best.

Music:

I like any thing that has a good rythm, or orignial tune. Basically anything that the aritst cares about. Nothing is better than a whole album where not a single song is a filler song, cds like Pink Floyd, Nirvana, System of a Down, Linkin Park, and Dr Dre put out. When you listen to music these guys put out it's clear that they aren't just putting out a song to just make money, they actually enjoy making music and won't tolerate shitty music. When I'm driving, which I do alot of, I tend to listen to Linkin Park, Evanescence, System of a Down, Rob Zombie, Bullet for my Valentine, Sublime, Nirvana, Shinedown, Rage Against the Machine, and I remeber getting chased down a mountain road by some road-raging pyscho, all while I was listening to Frank Sinatra...

Movies:

I like anything with a good story, or enough special effects to make you think it's a good story. The first two Godfather Movies are still the best, and Kevin Smith Movies are always great no matter what you say about Mallrats and Jersey Girl. One of my favorite movies of all time is still Old School, Will Ferrel and Vince Vaughn are truely my hereos. And speaking of Vince Vaughn, Swingers was a great flick too.

Television:

I can't bear any of this reality TV crap... I know most people out there love it, but I just can't get into it. Give me an episode of Deadwood, 24 or the Sopranos, and I'll be happy. And I can't change channels when the Simpsons or Married with Children are on... I just can't. Briscoe County Jr. is one of my all-time favorite tv shows. If you haven't seen, you need to come over now, and watch my dvds!

Books:

Don't read as much as I should, but I like books about conspiricies, and books with unhappy endings, they just seem to be more real that way.

Heroes:

Will Ferrel, and Vince Vaughn. And I'm a fan of Johnny Depp's, in a completely hetero-sexual way.