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Mark-The other white meat

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About Me

I have recently moved to Simi Valley--"Simi Valley!?!?" Yes Simi Valley. And while I never thought I would see myself living here, now that I am here, I love it (said in a fabulous french accent)! Well, I'm not saying I'd like to build a summer home here, but the trees are actually quite lovely. I'm working at the Simi Valley Longs which is 5 minutes from my house; it took me nine years to work this close to home. My beautiful wonderful and amazing wife Diana and I have been married since August 13th of '05. She truly is my better half. She is a Theraputic Behavioral Specialist for a non profit organization called The Help Group. Yes, her job sounds much cooler than mine. She's also getting her Masters at Phillips Graduate Institute in Encino. She's a pretty cool lady. I was actually boycotting myspace for so long but then my curiousity got the best of me bla bla bla yackity shmackity. Needless to say, the band wagon was jumped on. I currently count Vicodin by fives every day with a butter knife. (Well, not just Vicodin. Simi is on a lot of Narcotics! Wow!) That's right, I'm a Pharmacy Technician. At least that's what I put on my taxes. I used to say that it pays the rent, which it really does, but it's not what I dreamed that I'd be doing at this point in my life. It took me this long to get to LA and I'm finally auditioning! Thats right! I have summind' up the balls to go and do what I originally intended to do. Act! After all the excuses I could possibly have given myself that it was the lack of money or no time, I have come to the realization that WAS really just a bunch of crap. I'm 27 now and I have finally gotten' this freakin' ball rolling! In fact you can currently see me on the show "The Littlest Panther" on www.superdeluxe.com and currently on "Possum Death Spree Episode 2" (and soon 3) on www.atomfilms.com. Check it out.

My Interests

Acting, Cooking, and Guessing what my wife has on underneath her clothing.

I'd like to meet:

The singing bush

Music:

Underground hip hop. Overground got a bit redundant. I like a good soul/r&b voice too. Right now, I'm really diggin' Lyfe Jennings and John Legend. And if you haven't checked out Ryan Shaw, you need to. At the moment R&B is lacking...a lot! Ryan Shaw is a breath of fresh air.

Movies:

Fight Club...Crash...Blade Trilogy...American Beauty...Pulp Fiction...Back to the Future Trilogy...Oceans Eleven...Oceans Twelve...Waiting for Guffman...Hellboy...Daredevil...Underworld...About a Boy...About Schmidt...Snatch...The Woodsman...Moulin Rouge...TMNT Trilogy...Love Actually...A Lot Like Love...Chillicothe...Waiting...Family Stone...SE7EN...Office Space...Desperado...Once Upon a Time in Mexico...Red Eye...Mr. & Mrs. Smith.....Going from my completely random and effed up choices in movies that I like, I would highly recommend asking someone else what they think of a movie...except for The Black Dahlia, you can be sure that that movie was crap...oh so horrible horrible........horrible.

Television:

Whatever my wife's watching at the time. I never really know what's on television...but I have found that when I am home alone, the remote usually finds itself on Comedy Central or The Food Network without reason or agenda.

Books:

I love anything written by Chuck Palahniuk & J.K. Rowling. Ah yes that Harry Potter boy is doing Equis now...........hmmmm what?! huh?

Heroes:

I like mine with mayo, mustard, lots of lunch meat, lots of vegetables served with a nice glass white zinfandel