My life is slowly returning to normal |
As most of ya know....... Mushrooms and I don't get along all that grand. (Quick recap........ Mother's Day was spent in the ER cuz of an incompetent jerk at Pizza Hut)
Well about a month ago, we had...
Posted by ~Bestest Tara~ on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 07:19:00 PST |
Rules of Drunk Dialing |
1. Only drunk dial when you are drunk. Everything else is falseadvertisement.2.It is okay to call someone 27 times in one night. If you don'trememberit, it didn't happen.3.If you are going to drunk di...
Posted by ~Bestest Tara~ on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 04:49:00 PST |
Thoughts to Ponder..... |
TEN THOUGHTS TO PONDER Number 10 Life is sexually transmitted. Number 9 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at whic...
Posted by ~Bestest Tara~ on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 12:39:00 PST |
10 rules for dating my daughter |
10 Rules For Dating My DaughterRule OneIf you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up.Rule TwoYou do not touch my daughter in f...
Posted by ~Bestest Tara~ on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 03:17:00 PST |
A.A.A.D.D. (How I live my life........) |
AAADD(Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder)This is how Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder manifests itself :I decide to water my garden.As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at ...
Posted by ~Bestest Tara~ on Sun, 21 May 2006 09:46:00 PST |
How I spent Mommy's Day |
Well Chey and I didn't do a whole heck of a lot today. We decided at around 2 to go have pizza for a late lunch. When we were finishing up, I started to get that all too familiar tickle in my throat. ...
Posted by ~Bestest Tara~ on Mon, 15 May 2006 05:36:00 PST |
A to Z about me.....(thanks Kris and Doni) |
About me A to Z A is for age]: 32[B is for beer of choice]: MGD[C is for career]: medical assistant[D is for your dog's name]: dont have a dog[E is for your essential daily items]: coke zero and water...
Posted by ~Bestest Tara~ on Thu, 11 May 2006 06:54:00 PST |
Oh how we must love lil boys!! |
A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5 year old son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son saying, "All you sons of bitches who wa...
Posted by ~Bestest Tara~ on Thu, 11 May 2006 04:18:00 PST |
A Few Great Truths about Life |
GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats. 2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair. 3) If your sister hits you, do...
Posted by ~Bestest Tara~ on Fri, 05 May 2006 03:36:00 PST |
Dear Alcohol...... |
First & foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours. As my friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-work cocktail, a beer at the game, and you're even around at the...
Posted by ~Bestest Tara~ on Tue, 02 May 2006 04:57:00 PST |
