To Mom (on her day) |
I NEED MONEY! GIMME MONEY! SHIT SHIT! I'M SO POOR AND HUNGRY DOWN HERE IN THIS SHITTY SHIT CITY SHIT! I ATE GARBAGE YESTERDAY! DON'T LET ME EAT GARBAGE ANYMORE MOM! I'M SO POOR, I'LL DIE IF YOU DON'T ...
Posted by Jim John on Sun, 11 May 2008 11:20:00 PST |
An amazing director enters the Apatow camp? |
David Gordon Green is directing The Pineapple Express (starring Seth Rogen & James Franco). A young boy waits his whole life for mashups like this.Watch the trailer here.If you don’t know David ...
Posted by Jim John on Thu, 20 Mar 2008 10:17:00 PST |
The hit MySpace series Roommates! |
Here are two seperate comments I have posted on the myspace profile of the hit MySpace show "Roommates":"Hi - I just wanted to say that my computer is up to date on everything - all "programs." There ...
Posted by Jim John on Sat, 08 Mar 2008 04:12:00 PST |
gettin’ my blow on! |
This morning I walked behind a man who had an idling leaf blower for several blocks. It made me nauseus smelling all that gasoline.BECAUSE IT WAS HAUNTED! Sorry, there was no point to this blog.BECAUS...
Posted by Jim John on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 09:29:00 PST |
This did not end up as funny as I hoped there for a minute! |
1. Go to photobucket.com. (or google images)2. type in your answer.3. only use the first page.4. copy the html and paste here.1. What is your first name?james
2. What month were you born in?december
3...
Posted by Jim John on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 08:37:00 PST |
Mermiad workout! |
Mermaid workout!
Posted by Jim John on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 08:05:00 PST |
On the Nature of Jessica Alba... |
What if there was a movie (like "The Eye" starring Jessica Alba, or the original "Gin Gwai" starring Angelica Lee) that supposed a person got cornea transplants that fixed their blindness? But the cor...
Posted by Jim John on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 10:52:00 PST |
Take a tickle, for you dreams! |
Listening to the surf and snow report this morning made my stomach twist into knots. Hearing about the feet of fresh powder in the mountains north of LA is especially painful because I don't have a sn...
Posted by Jim John on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 10:19:00 PST |
The Wire is great for people |
Hey all you cinephiles,Here is a good article about my favorite television show, The Wire, and how they shoot it, direct it, cut it.http://library.creativecow.net/articles/griffin_nick/hbo_
the_wire.ph...
Posted by Jim John on Sat, 29 Dec 2007 10:47:00 PST |
Eric Wareheim and The Bird and the Bee |
In another one of those crazy/great cosmic connections that make being in my line of work totally worth it, Eric Wareheim of Tim and Eric directed the new video for The Bird and the Bee's song "Polite...
Posted by Jim John on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 07:18:00 PST |
