Amanda Lynn - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I find humor in the most random things. Laughing is pretty much the best thing you can do, and I do it often. I'm a sucker for boys with dark brown eyes. I love movies, and I tend to like movies that most people hate. I love spicy food. I prefer beer to girly crap. I swear too much but there's no way in hell I'm quitting. I'm stubborn but I change my mind a lot. I hold grudges. I value my friendships more than anything, and betrayal is unforgiveable in my book. I'm open-minded and I hate people who push their beliefs or values onto other people. I often act without thinking about the consequences. I like doing what I want regardless of what people think. I hate(most) kids. I spend too much time dwelling on the past. I think most peole are liars until they prove to me otherwise. I don't rest until I get what I want. I love to meet new people and I'll talk to anyone.

My Interests

I really like learning random, useless information like presidential terms and Montana county seat numbers. Sometimes they come in handy during drinking games. I also like stuff that makes no sense, and putting myself in awkward situations. One day I decided I should learn Italian, but I haven't gotten very far. Ciao, mi chiamo Amanda, mia capra Ã¨ piena. Oh yeah, and I love beer pong. Bring it.

I love llamas.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone with a random sense of humor who likes the beer.

adopt your own virtual pet!

Music:

Death Cab For Cutie, Sarah McLachlan, Edwin McCain, 3 Doors Down, The Ataris, Live, Fuel, Audiovent, Incubus, Lifehouse, Marilyn Manson, Garth Brooks, Dido, The Offspring, Green Day, Jimmy Eat World, Marcy Playground, Modest Mouse, The Postal Service, Iron & Wine, Def Leppard, Petey Pablo, Tool, Outkast, 50 Cent, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, Oxide, Eve 6, The Shins, Radiohead, The Strokes, Blink 182, N.E.R.D., Ramones

Movies:

Anything from the horror genre(especially zombie flicks), Shaun of the Dead, Madagascar, Hostel, Super Troopers, Pretty Woman, About Last Night, Heathers, The Rules of Attraction, The Lost Boys, Office Space, Mallrats, The Truth About Cats and Dogs, The Big Lebowski, Wayne's World, Sleeping Beauty, Dirty Dancing, The Butterfly Effect, The Breakfast Club, Sixteen Candles, The Princess Bride, Some Like It Hot, Zoolander, When Harry Met Sally, Love Actually

Television:

Friends, The Simpsons, Desperate Housewives, Grey's Anatomy, Arrested Development, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Rescue Me, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, American Dad, but most importantly Family Guy

Books:

I'm reading 2 books to try to teach myself Italian

Heroes:

Poof, because he never gives up in the face of adversity. Like when he's biting my feet or my hands and I flick his nose, he doesn't stop biting. Or when I spray him with water, he runs off in what looks like fear, but really he's just working on another plan of attack. Damn that is one tough Poof.

My Blog

Upon retrospection, 2006 kinds sucked balls

2006 In The Beginning...Where did you ring in the New Year? In SeattleWho were you with? Deniz, Phouthai, Kyle, and ManuwaiDid you kiss anyone at midnight? Sure did, I think his name was ChrisDid you ...
Posted by Amanda Lynn on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 03:02:00 PST

so cradle your head in your hands

It's so hard to stop something once you've started. Tears falling due to a sad scene on tv, breaking open the dam to unleash the raging waters of pent up pain and anger. Tears hiding tears...
Posted by Amanda Lynn on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 12:13:00 PST

Question-y goodness

1. How tall are you barefoot?5'42. Have you ever smoked cocaine?I thought you snorted cocaine. Shows what I know about drugs.Oh, and no. I haven't done either.3. Do you have a gun in your ...
Posted by Amanda Lynn on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 10:10:00 PST

Anger :)

I can't stop this anger. It escalates so easily. Especially when it comes to that whore (see? anger). She and my ex came into the bar last night and I was livid seeing them tog...
Posted by Amanda Lynn on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 11:25:00 PST

and so it is....

They met againOn a cold September dayAnd reminisced about old timesWithout saying a word."We were young once," she saidAnd he smiled."Will we meet again?" she asked with her eyesAnd knew.She felt a ne...
Posted by Amanda Lynn on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 11:58:00 PST

boredness to the max

time now: 1:48 pm1.do you shave?Sure do2.what do you shave?your...
Posted by Amanda Lynn on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 01:35:00 PST

time for operation "stop being a fatass" to begin!

So two days ago I made the concious decision to stop being fat. Not in the "man I'm gross, I should lose weight, don't pay attention to me while I drink this beer and eat Hardee's" sort of way.&...
Posted by Amanda Lynn on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 08:24:00 PST

your words are worthless

Ugh. He's got a new one. I want to warn her so bad. Does she have any idea what she's doing? I want to hate her, this unknown girl sleeping with my ex-boyfriend, but in reality...
Posted by Amanda Lynn on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 03:15:00 PST

insomnia

Can't sleep for the umpteenth night in a row. At least the majority of the time I get to sleep, only to wake up every hour on the hour. Tonight and last night have been ...
Posted by Amanda Lynn on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 12:22:00 PST

men and mascara

sunday dress hangin on the bedroom door empty bottle of wine on the hardwood floor last night he said she was the one oh but men and mascara always run did i give my love too soon or wait too long ...
Posted by Amanda Lynn on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 01:47:00 PST