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Mr. Chris

See you on the dark side of the moon motherfuckers.

About Me

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My Interests

Expanding myths. Dancing near water. Goblins, Gobology, Goblinery, Tiny, little, and small objects and all things miniature in general. "Lots of Stories", The prescriptions of Dr. Jennings, Dr. Jennings advice hotline, Bad French, inspecting things, magnifying glasses, the Agency, "la belle vie", grapefruit seed extract, Mickey Rourke, babyizing, jacuzzis, not using a computer, cock sauce (chinese hot sauce), masturbation (mental and other).....

I'd like to meet:

A gem .... and these people:

Myself (age 8 or 10), Balthus, Esteban Padraig, Goblins (When im not hungover), a benefactor of some sort, Pete Ham (R.I.P.), John Cale, people who pay for themselves, people who aren't cohaagish.

Music:

Bix Beiderbecke, Bad Brains, Big Star, Badfinger, Moss Icon, Dwight Twilley, Phil Seymour, The Toms, Luxury, Germs, Black Flag, Teenage Fanclub, King Oliver, New Orleans Owls, Hank Williams, Gram Parsons, John Cale, Emperor, Kinks, Mekons, Felt, Born Against,Celtic Frost,Angel hair, Ottawa, Kreator, John Phillips, Bathory, Marduk, Merle Haggard, Lefty Frizzell, John Prine, Gene Clark, Renato Carosone, Louis Prima, Buck Owens, Woody Guthrie, Jimmy Rodgers, Everly Brothers, etc., etc., etc...

Movies:

at the moment.... Metropolitan, Barcelona, Last Days of Disco.

Television:

Lost (kinda), The Prisoner, Dallas, Twin peaks, Office, Dr.Katz, DH, Arrested Development.

Books:

The Power of the Center, Trout Fishing in America, The Hawkline Monster, Encyclopedias

Heroes:

Mom, Dad, Starman, the ocean, Dr. Jonathan Mann, Hergé, Hank Williams, Balthazar Klossowski de Rola.