Blood wine, nymphs, two handed Vorpal weapons, two handed Vorpal weapons carried by red-haired maidens in plate-mail, crushing enemies, artifacts, Orc hordes, Drow females, Mead, a good armorer, something other than dry rations, bags of holding, reading and writing, a charisma of more than 8, and Dryads.
Helms that look really swell, Dodecahedron, cheese dip, half elves on dwarf spirits, anything that has a + to it, anti-paladins, and taverns of ill repute.
I'd like to meet:
Sirens, Quasits, Tarrasques, Pit Fiends, Rot Grubs, Githyanki, Succubi, Nymphs, Death Knights, Ravenloft travelers, Vecna, and Mimics. Oh! and RED-HAIRED maidens!
Music:
Conan the Barbarian score, early Tangerine Dream, Alexander Nevsky score, Dead Voices on Air, Iron Maiden, Dracula score, anything with a Lute or other Medieval instrumentation, Deadly Fujow, LOTRs scores(all 4 of them), Last of the Mohicans score, Excalibur score, From Hell score, and anything good for the dungeon crawl. We slay anything nu-metal and its counterparts on sight. We do it "with our spears!!"
Movies:
see music choices above
Television:
Fiend Folio, Players Handbook, Monster Manual . . . .
Books:
see television above
Heroes:
Conan, Warduke, the Drow, Goblins of Ravenloft, Hermongo the Horrible, Gwydion, Maeliander, Ged, Eilonwy, Asmodeus, Penumbra the cowardly Vorpal sword, Baba Yaga, Gary Gygax, Dave Arneson, whoever invented magic missile, the Lady of Pain, whoever invented red-haired maidens, Weenog, Lolth, and dry rations.
