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Noodle Salad

ALRIGHT, WHO WRINKLED MY RANDY TRAVIS POSTER!?!?

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Mike Patton, Rob and Ali from populationpaste.com, the guy who did this video...

Music:

The Beatles, Mike Patton, Roy Orbison, David Bowie, Elliott Smith, Tori Amos, Dave Matthews, Radiohead, Beethoven, King Missile, George Michael, The Melvins, Tool, Bjork, Sublime, Peter Gabriel, Pilotdrift, Gipsy Kings, Dire Straits, Mozart, The Knife, Nick Cave, Live, Massive Attack

Movies:

Hedwig, Hedwig, Hedwig, As Good as it Gets, Labyrinth, Requiem for a Dream, Billy Madison, The Crow, Almost Famous, Silence of the Lambs, Trainspotting, Mulholland Drive, Liar Liar, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Natural Born Killers, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Doors, Dazed and Confused, Pulp Fiction, Magnolia, Boogie Nights, Jackass: The Movie, Polyester, Pink Flamingos, The Last Minute, Scarface, Trains, Planes and Automobiles, Withnail and I, Willard, Sicko

Television:

GOLDEN GIRLS, Scrubs, The Sopranos, The First 48, Kids in the Hall, Ren and Stimpy, Who's Line is it Anyway?, South Park, Simpsons, Intervention, Real time with Bill Maher, Jeopardy!

Books:

Anything by Bret Easton Ellis, Charles Bukowski, Michael Moore. Lies: And the Lying Liars Who Tell Them by Al Franken, The Green Mile by Stephen King, Angela's Ashes by Frank McCourt, The Photographic Eye.

Heroes:

Mom, Chester, David Bowie, Tori Amos and I am totally, butt-crazy in love with Michaels Patton and Rowe.

My Blog

WTF HAPPENED TO SILVERCHAIR!?

Ok, so remember when Silverchair were like 16 years old and used to kind of kick ass?  What's happened?  I just saw their new video and that lead singer looks more like George Michael now an...
Posted by Noodle Salad on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 07:29:00 PST

Being my Dream Boy is a Dirty Job

Last night I had a dream that I was married to Mike Rowe from Dirty Jobs and had 2 kids with him.  He was very busy with the show and couldn't be around a lot, but whenever he...
Posted by Noodle Salad on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 08:16:00 PST

It's Getting Hot in Here!

Dear Blog, I am so thankful for air conditioning this year.  It's already getting close to 100 degrees and it's not even July yet!  The weather man says there's no chance of rain for a while...
Posted by Noodle Salad on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 03:22:00 PST

IT FINALLY HAPPENED!!!!!

At last, after months and months of frustrating and determined play, I have finally reached 100,000 points on Tetris for the Nintendo Gameboy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   This was the first time I launc...
Posted by Noodle Salad on Wed, 23 May 2007 08:23:00 PST

People

Individually, I tend to like people.  I can usually pick out good qualities in everybody once I get to know them a little bit.  People in general, however, suck. Maybe it's just the town I'm...
Posted by Noodle Salad on Tue, 01 May 2007 02:50:00 PST

Flavor Flav

How many more worthless Flavor Flav spin-offs are they going to do?  I thought that I Love New York might be the last one.  I was hoping, anyway.  Now what's up with the Flavor of Love ...
Posted by Noodle Salad on Tue, 01 May 2007 07:35:00 PST

Rain Updated

It's sprinkling some much-needed rain on this godforsaken town today.  I am never happier than when it's raining outside.  It stopped for a while and I was going to go for a walk and perhaps...
Posted by Noodle Salad on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 04:50:00 PST

Peeping Tom!!!!

So the Peeping Tom show was this past Wednesday, April 18th at the  the Gothic Theatre in Denver, Colorado.  Chester and I took the three-and-a-half-hour drive down especially for the s...
Posted by Noodle Salad on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 03:36:00 PST

Thank you for bein' a friend...

I just love my old friend Matt - and when I say "old" I mean we've been friends a long time, not that he's an old man or anything.  Well, actually, we were very close for a fairly short period of...
Posted by Noodle Salad on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 09:39:00 PST

In Dreams

WHAT THE FACK!!!!!!!!!!!K!K!!!!!?!?!?!!?!  Last night I had a series of the most outrageous dreams I've ever had in my adult life.  I was auditioning as  a stripper for like 3 different...
Posted by Noodle Salad on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 02:40:00 PST