Heres A Poem I Didnt Write. Read It Anyway. |
I usually don't copy and paste things completely written by other people, but myspace is a big copy/paste community anyway... SO, I figured it was time to tenderize my cold, hard blog with something d... Posted by Jim on Mon, 12 May 2008 03:12:00 PST |
Spam, It Used To Look Like Ham... |
Now it's being forced down my fucking throat... every 5 minutes I get add requests from assholes asking if I want a free fucking iPod, some Starfucks giftless card (no offense, I love me a carmel macc... Posted by Jim on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 08:37:00 PST |
20 Stupid Questions You Will Read In My Blog |
1 - Spell your name without vowels:JM SJ2 - What is the date 2 days after your birthday?Nov. 18 - why not just ask me what my birthday is?? 3 - How many pairs of jeans do you own?I rent.4 - What colo... Posted by Jim on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 10:08:00 PST |
Random Rules of Derangement |
Stand straight. Chin up. Hold your head high. Walk tall. Be confident. Smile. Don't act like a clown. Be serious. Get the chip off your shoulder. Live within your means. Think big. Push the envel... Posted by Jim on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 03:52:00 PST |
Interview With A Band Flyer |
Who comes up with all these surveys? Why do some of us feel the need to answer and post them in bulletins for the people that are allegedly our friends? Our friends are people who should already know ... Posted by Jim on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 10:14:00 PST |
Guilty, Not Guilty, or Completely Full of Shit (revisited) |
This is The Guilty Game. I participated in this Q&A on a friend's blog several months ago. I didn't have any better ideas for the first blog of this account. So, since it went over so well the fir... Posted by Jim on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 09:05:00 PST |