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About Me

I'm pretty cool.....maybe not Fonzie cool, but then who is? I like to think that if there was a ranking of the world's coolest people that I'd place somewhere around number 94.
I am devistatingly handsome, extraordinarily witty, somewhat of a klutz, short tempered and in the blink of an eye I could kick you in the neck. I'm married to a cool chick, so please ladies, don't send me any nude photos as I'll just forward them to my drooling, helmet wearing cousin, Norbert (after I give them the once over, of course). On Oct 14, 2008 my wife and I became proud, first time parents to twins - Tanner (boy), and Cameron (girl).
As owner of America's premier horror & halloween "boo-tique" called Rotten Jack's Creep Shack (check it by clicking HERE ) just outside of Buffalo, NY, I am a fan of horror and Halloween. I like to consider myself somewhat of a gadget geek, but truth be told, I never know how to work anything that I buy which explains the ever growing heap of shiny, chrome gizmos residing in the attic.
In addition, I fear I'm slightly touched in the head by Alzheimer's. With my spare time I play drums for various bands in WNY (or whoever wants to hire me) and like to do naked squat thrusts and deep knee bends to help keep my curvy figure. I'm a firm beliver that I have potential to be a great skiier but have yet to try it. I want to be a contestant on the show Wipeout. I also have quite an ability to make up songs on the fly, such as my current favorite, Men in Chaps.
I have the 2 best dogs in the world (Cooper & Sunny). Life is good.
Your results:
You are Lex Luthor
Lex Luthor 68%
Apocalypse 68%
Juggernaut 61%
Dr. Doom 60%
Magneto 58%
The Joker 55%
Dark Phoenix 55%
Riddler 54%
Venom 52%
Green Goblin 41%
Kingpin 38%
Mystique 37%
Mr. Freeze 36%
Two-Face 33%
Poison Ivy 24%
Catwoman 20% A brilliant businessman on a quest for world domination and the self-proclaimed greatest criminal mind of our time!
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I already met my dream girl so that's off the list but there are SO many other people I'd like to meet (both dead and alive) and SO many different catagories that I could lump them into. Obviously I'd rather meet famous people as I meet regular schmucks like myself and you everyday. Yeah, that's a little shallow but who cares. Here's the short list of people I'd like to meet: Elvis, Prince, Vince Vaughn, Dean Martin (the coolest man to EVER live!!!), Tea' Leoni, John Cusak, Bruce Willis, Pee Wee Herman, the guy who invented socks, Marilyn Monroe, Rita Hayworth, Lana Turner, Hedy Lamarr, and Greta Garbo.

My Blog

Baby Projectile Vomit Haiku

This is an ode to the first projectile vomit I experienced courtesy of my daughter, Cameron, in Haiku form no less:Projectile vomitGreen organic vegtablesMy shirt is ruined
Posted by on Thu, 18 Jun 2009 13:15:00 GMT

Completely Useless

I've come to the conclusion that wax paper is completely and utterly useless.  I prefer tin foil and seran wrap much more. 
Posted by on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 00:35:00 GMT

If Some One Says They're Going To Get Medieval On My Ass I'm Gonna Get To Steppin!

In case you haven't noticed, I'm a man.  Now with that said, I don't think I could've "manned up" and survived during Medieval times.  Sure, I probably could've devoured a lamb sha...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 17:12:00 GMT

It's My Lucky Day!

There is nothing greater than when you get fries from Burger King and you notice that a stray onion ring has somehow been tossed into the fry box.  It's like hitting the lottery and SUCH a bonus!
Posted by on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 13:38:00 GMT

Buffet Rules For The Stupid

Hey, I'll admit that I love a good buffet as much as the next guy (my wife hates them, though), but there needs to be some freakin' rules laid down!!!  Without further ado, here are some of Tom's...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 00:51:00 GMT

If You Drop It You Buy It

In Wegmans today I saw a lady reach into the freezer for a box of Nutty Buddies.  Well, the box slipped out of her hands and landed with a loud thud on the hard tile floor.  She picked up th...
Posted by on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 15:25:00 GMT

Shirtless in Buffalo

Yeah, I know it's warm in beautiful (scoff) Buffalo, NY and we're glad that we can FINALLY don our summer garb.  But does the increase in temperature really condone the rash of guys I've seen in ...
Posted by on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 15:11:00 GMT

Seldom Used Words...........

I overheard the best word today!  In my store (Rotten Jack's Creep Shack..... check out the website www.rottenjacks.com - cheap plug over) a little kid wanted his mom to buy him Zombie action fig...
Posted by on Fri, 18 May 2007 13:01:00 GMT

KUDOS??? Why yes, I'll take 3, thank you......

What's the point of people leaving you Kudos (or not) after they read one of your blogs?  Is it to tell you how good your latest rant was?  Let me tell you something, I don't need kudos to&n...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 10:12:00 GMT

I don't understand

You know, I just saw the stupidest commercial on TV.   You can order a DVD (for a small fee of $9.95) that will teach you English while watching the tube.  Now, if I didn't understand E...
Posted by on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 20:46:00 GMT