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About Me

AUDIOPHILE.
ATTENTION ADDICT.
LOVER OF HEFFALUMPS AND PIE.

Hookers are funny:

"There is a story about the Greek Gods; they were bored so they invented human beings, but they were still bored so they invented love, then they weren't bored any longer. So they decided to try love for themselves. And finally, they invented laughter, so they could stand it."

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Oh Pittsburgh...you'll always have a great big special place in my heart...even the grumpy Southsiders who so valiantly guard the space in front of their homes:)

My Interests

b-horror flicks
seahorses
expensive lingerie
red wine
valium
gelato
hot water bottles
peppermint tea
reading
incense
pillows
kissing
heffalumps
antique jewelry
anyone who can hook up with a turntable and make me feel dancey (as shannyn says: my first love is boys who can scratch *nod)
bonfires
sand stuck in the pockets of my bluejeans
photography
scented soaps

I'd like to meet:

A smude aldergater.

THIS GUY:

And: THIS GUY:

and you can call me: Dr. Mrs. Curtaccio-House, M.D.

Music:

janelle monae
GIRLTALK
katie herzig
the postal service
lcd soundsystem
simian mobile disco
IZZA KIZZA
hall and oates
hard-fi
rufus wainwright
fleetwood mac
stereolab
portishead
ryan adams
tony bennett
phil collins
steve aoki
john mayer
kate nash
cake
kosheen
air
handsome boy modeling school
the roots
tegan and sara
prince
fiona apple
greg laswell
sebastiAn
ed banger records
the teenagers
oh and the go go's.

Movies:

the evil dead 2
amelie
return of the killer tomatoes
the 40 year old virgin
young people fucking
dude, where's my car?
the waitress
the princess bride
the usual suspects
ninja scroll
emmett otter's jugband christmas
run lola run
the baxter
pleasantville
anatomie

Television:

House, m.d. on DVD
WEEDS
Venture Bros.
Foster's House for Imaginary Friends
the Golden Girls(you know you love it)
MacGuyver
Deadwood
Rome

Books:

love in the time of cholera
the perfume
the little prince
east of eden
running with scissors
alice in wonderland
oh! the places you'll go!
jane eyre.

Heroes:

the dr. is in:
BANKSY
CJ Gregory
JAYE TYLER
bruce campbell
sexual harassment panda
KATE MOSS
John Cage

My Blog

Dear Friends:

I will be heading to Jamaica this Spring. I think we leave somewhere around May 16th. One of those all-inclusive deals that I love so very very much (mostly because I don't even have to leave my beach...
Posted by Dr. Girlfriend on Thu, 25 Sep 2008 08:30:00 PST

Why do fishermen get up at the crack of dawn?

Because THAT'S when the fish get up. (Okay, MacGyver, I'm pretty sure that fish don't sleep, but I'll let this one slide since you're so handy with a pocket knife and all). You may ask yourself why I...
Posted by Dr. Girlfriend on Thu, 18 Sep 2008 07:57:00 PST

Fuzzy Wuzzy: or Favorite Examples of Anti-Objectivist Propaganda

OKAY, OKAY I KNOW ITS PRETENTIOUS...BUT IN A MINDLESS ERA OF R. KELLY TRIALS, MTV'S VIDEO MUSIC AWARDS AND (IN MY OPINION) A COMPLETE LACK OF WITTY, OFFENSIVE REPARTE IN PUBLIC FORUMS (SANS THE DEMOCR...
Posted by Dr. Girlfriend on Thu, 18 Sep 2008 06:32:00 PST

ani’s words

"DILATE"life used to be life-likenow it's more like showbizi wake up in the nightand i don't know where the bathroom isand i don't know what town i'm inor what sky i am underand i wake up in the darkn...
Posted by Dr. Girlfriend on Tue, 16 Sep 2008 11:56:00 PST

Ramblings...

PREFACE: Posers practicing poses while parading impractical principles on the front steps of palaces - pretentious.Making up for months of lost sleep. Lethargic and pale.Simple statements flow freely....
Posted by Dr. Girlfriend on Mon, 08 Sep 2008 03:04:00 PST

Morning coffee/stretch/blog time:

40 secrets about yourselfBe honest no matter what.[one] are you bi?I cannot answer this question truthfully for fear of the lecture I will get when my boyfriend reads it and comes home. Lets j...
Posted by Dr. Girlfriend on Wed, 03 Sep 2008 10:44:00 PST

I still don't know what to think about this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7tEtWUfUkYSmell Yo Dick (Official Video)RiskayUm, this was too good not to post. Enjoy as a piece of your faith in humanity dies.And I do believe that the gentleman (an...
Posted by Dr. Girlfriend on Wed, 27 Aug 2008 07:45:00 PST

stuff and things (read: everybody get random)

1. Yo, I got a new job. I love it. Its awesome. I get free skincare samples and lots of overtime. 2. I realized I look fucking hot in scrubs. This also eliminates the need to "prep" in the morning......
Posted by Dr. Girlfriend on Fri, 20 Jun 2008 04:12:00 PST

This lit up my day:

From www.stuffwhitepeoplelike.com " Stuff White People Like examines the issue: Can you date someone who is not well read? Yes: Dating someone who is not as well read as you is a good idea since these...
Posted by Dr. Girlfriend on Mon, 09 Jun 2008 10:03:00 PST

Making bank on my misfortune...

Its the point in the day that I don't even pretend to be occupied with something worthwhile, I sip casually at cold coffee and listen to old Fiona albums, perhaps in an attempt to make my subconscious...
Posted by Dr. Girlfriend on Thu, 15 May 2008 07:27:00 PST