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Poster-Boy for the Insincere

About Me

I need to think of something extremely witty, and entertaining to say. . . . . . . . right now.
Which drunk are you?
You're GG Allin kinda drunk
Drenched in urin and vomit, you stopped caring about self image about 3 lives ago, you're a shame to humanity and your death will be a relief to most of us... yet, such enduring life of filth amazes us somehow.

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My Interests

Music, coffee, guitars, eating, Being a rockstar, Vivid Alt, havin fun, sex, soccer, kickin fuckin ass!!!!!
Your True Nature by llScorpiusll
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The quality that most appeals to you: Courage
In a survival situation, you: Do what is necessary
Your hidden talent is: Endurance
Your gift is: Irresistible attractiveness
In groups, you: Are the center of attention
Your best quality is: Your protectiveness
Your weakness is: Being predictable

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I'd like to meet:

Chicks in abusive relationships, or basically any Christian Fundamentalist. Adults with severe anxiety. And people who still think it's cool to have identity issues. AOL: XxsupervandalxX

Music:

Vandals, Avenged Sevenfold, Marshes, El Pus, Alkaholiks,,.. Lost Prophets, Neptunes, Reggie and the Full Efect, Timberland, Comeback Kid, Snapcase, Adam and His Package, Jason Mraz, Paul Oakenfold, Strife, Outkast, Candiria, Snot, Ignite, Johnny Cash, Less Than Jake, Squarepusher, System of a Down, Delerium, D n B, . . . . anybody remember Gravity Kills and HUM??? Badass!!!
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Movies:

Say Anything (or almost all John Cusak), 5, 000 Fingers of Dr. T, Ameli, Super Troopers, Gummo, CKY, 28 Days Later, Princess Mononoke, Last Samuri, Salton Sea, Spun, Mary Poppins, Comedian
Which Trainspotting Character Are You?

Television:

Freakazoid. . Are you being served. . . uhhhhh. . anything funny. . . . hey, I don't know man. . . . . I don't watch TV often so back off!!!!!!

Books:

Stupid White Man, Toa Te Ching, Watchers, Fight Club, Preacher, all Dean Koontz, I'm now reading the Darwin Awards.

My Blog

20 things that WOMEN do wrong in bed. A retort.

I quickly/furiously threw this together this morning when I came across a bulletin  (for the 234th time) that described what men do wrong in bed.  This bulletin was superseded by another ent...
Posted by 1 ]{ @ r U $ on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 12:32:00 PST

5 reasons for Valentines Day hate.

So a friend of mine was asking about Valentines Day today, and I wanted to be as honest and frank as possible. I mean, seriously, when one shares the joys of being with another person, there is no oth...
Posted by 1 ]{ @ r U $ on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 12:17:00 PST

Lesson of the Day

sup·posed·ly (-pzd-l) adv. Synonyms: supposed, conjectural, hypothetical, putative, reputed, suppositious, supposititious These adjectives mean put forth or accepted as being true on inconclusive gro...
Posted by 1 ]{ @ r U $ on Sat, 11 Feb 2006 03:42:00 PST

White Girls and Their Pets Part I

Meggimartini: you are going to have nightmares about my kitty for a lifetime Meggimartini: Putting that curse on you! XxsupervandalxX: not if that sack that I put it in does its job correctly Meggimar...
Posted by 1 ]{ @ r U $ on Fri, 02 Dec 2005 10:53:00 PST

Dean Martin V. The Feminist

"An art show, huh?  You know. . . . we might actually be able to pull that off." I said while Joe was grinning like that disgusting mess of a child in 6th grade would grin as he was pulling the w...
Posted by 1 ]{ @ r U $ on Tue, 15 Nov 2005 09:22:00 PST

25 Reasons Why Patti Should Kill Herself

25 Reasons Why Patti Should Kill Herself Before I start listing reasons rapid fire on why this person, that you probably never even heard of, should commit a most unspeakable act. But let me clear ...
Posted by 1 ]{ @ r U $ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

America the WHAT?!?!? . . . . . Part I

Its about . . . . maybe (and thats even a stretch) 5:30 am. Josh, Joe, and I just got done choking down 12 beers about 2 hours ago. That was then followed up by an hour and a half of sleep. Now ...
Posted by 1 ]{ @ r U $ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST