I like being held by my owners. I like all people, especially the ones that normally don't like cats. But everyone likes me. I also like to eat food. Cat food is ok. Soft cat food is even better. I like to sleep. A lot! I have a great meow. I think it's a lions roar. I use it as much as I can. Whenever I roar, my owners come running. I have them on a string. I like to puke too. Did I mention that I don't like to poop in enclosed spaces? It's true. But I'm special. When I see things that I don't recognize, I pee on them. One of my favorite things to pee on is my owner's suitcases, full of soft clothes, right before they leave. I do this so that when they get to wherever they go (who knows where they go all the time?!?), they will remember and think of me. I like to scratch things too. That is fun. and I love to eat House plants. But I'm special. Won't you be my friend??
You!!!
Ari Hest is my favorite lap to sit on. He likes me. I like him. Also, I like the guys from Fiction Plane. They have a really nice laps to sit on when they come over. They're nice. Of course, my owner is nice to me too. I like him a lot. He has nice comfortable lap too.
Finding Nemo
Law and Order and Matlock
I can't read. but I do like to sit on the newspaper when it's being read. Ooops! Did I just admit that I get up on the table?? well, er, it was only once.....but I remember liking it very much! yes.
Richard the Lionhearted, whoever he was.