Top Ten Signs Your Cat is Crazy |
You saw him on"Dr. Phil"
Wasted three of nine lives on George Foreman Grill mishaps
When you stroke his belly, he purrs, "moooo!"
The dog is missing and you found a ransom no...
Posted by BABY KITTY - A.K.A. Orange Julius on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 04:51:00 PST |
Top Ten Signs Your Cat is a Genius |
Meows in six languages
He's the only one in your family who could assemble your Ikea coffee table
His whiskers are Bluetooth enabled
He only purrs when "Meet the Press" is o...
Posted by BABY KITTY - A.K.A. Orange Julius on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 04:48:00 PST |
Top Ten Signs Your Cat Is Too Fat |
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Gets winded purring
Instead of trying to run from dogs, sits on them
The Maury people call every damn hour
Ears perk up whenever you mention We...
Posted by BABY KITTY - A.K.A. Orange Julius on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 04:37:00 PST |
Top Ten Signs Your Cat Is Trying To Kill You |
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You find a .22 buried in the litter box
"Fluffy" has been scratched into your will
As it rubs against your leg, you feel the stin...
Posted by BABY KITTY - A.K.A. Orange Julius on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 04:35:00 PST |
Cat Herding |
Cat Herding
Posted by BABY KITTY - A.K.A. Orange Julius on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 04:04:00 PST |
More Cat Facts |
Cats outnumber dogs by millions as house pets. In the US alone, there are about sixty million. In the US, thirty seven percent of houses have at least one pet cat. In the UK, about twenty five perc...
Posted by BABY KITTY - A.K.A. Orange Julius on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 11:09:00 PST |
Cat Facts |
French researchers claim that the domestic cat has a vocal range of as many as sixty notes, from a gentle purr to growls of varying intensity to the howl that sometimes annoys the neighbors.
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Posted by BABY KITTY - A.K.A. Orange Julius on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 11:08:00 PST |
Humans talk about Felines.... |
Actually, cats do this to protect you from gnomes who come and steal your breath while you sleep. -- John Dobbin
Don't think that I'm silly for liking it, I just happen to like the simple little thin...
Posted by BABY KITTY - A.K.A. Orange Julius on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 10:57:00 PST |
Cat Laws |
Cat Laws
Always give generously. A small bird or rodent left on the bed tells them, I care.
Climb your way to the top. That's why the drapes are there.
Curiosity never killed anything except ma...
Posted by BABY KITTY - A.K.A. Orange Julius on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 10:53:00 PST |
