There is safety in reserve, but no attraction. One cannot love a reserved person.-Jane Austin
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When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.3. When you smile - I will know you got laid.4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.6. When you are confused - I will use little words7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I dont want whatever you have.8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass
You Are 82% Evil
You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you!
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You Are 92% Obsessive
While this is just a silly quiz, it seems like you have a very serious problem with your obsessions.
Some professional help is suggested :-)
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"That's the problem with drinking, I thought, as I poured myself a drink. If something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen."-Charles Bukowski