Update: Day three no crate. Holy shit, do I rule? I guess so. |
I don't want to toot my own horn, but I'm rocking the hizouse while my parents are away.
I am behaving very well so I can lay, smell my penis, watch the soaps, nibble a little on some food, chew a t...
Posted by Arthur on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
I FUCKING ROCK! ONE DAY - NO CRATE: NO DAMAGE!!! |
You heard me.
I spent one whole day outside my crate yesterday while the parents were at work and I didn't chew on anything but my toys, didn't poo or pee on anything, and didn't even eat the cat ...
Posted by Arthur on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Ok, I know it says this was the last one ,but... |
Why are bands requesting me to be my friend? I mean, I'm all for being friends with the bands, but I am a dog. I don't even listen to music. How do they find me?
Also, I would like to tell the fami...
Posted by Arthur on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Ok, this is the last one for a while. |
Since my mom really has to work a lot this week instead of checking this thing for me and helping me type, since I can't do it very well with paws.
I am better!! Whoo hoo! So one day I'll probably ...
Posted by Arthur on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Holy crap - what a week I've had. |
Jesus Christ. I've had a really bad doggie week.
Firstly, I went to vet a couple times and, as you've read from previous entries, I've been a little sick.
First the tick, then the tapeworm, I also...
Posted by Arthur on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
whoa - I have tapeworm! |
Hey. So you know how I like to poop on things? Well, I guess I really don't, I just had a raging case of tapeworm and couldn't help it.
yuck.
So, off we went to the vet again, where I got some ...
Posted by Arthur on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
ouch! my paw! |
So I must have been playing extra super hard core the other day, because two days ago I woke up, and guess what - I could barely walk! What the shit?
So my mom freaked out (she likes to do this a l...
Posted by Arthur on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
I have a tick butt! |
So my mom and dad were drinking last night, wrestling with me and petting me, and they felt a bump through my fur. They thought it was a mole or something, but my dad got in there all close and found ...
Posted by Arthur on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Yep - here I am. Check out my hot ass. |
Well. I'm here. My mom and dad have been telling everyone about me, but my mom is more interested in the petster thing, than the myspace thing, because she doesnt really care if she meets any new peop...
Posted by Arthur on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
