My Birthday |
Today is my first birthday. Bitch-book-reading-grad-student-mommy made muffins this morning and let me lick the bowl, then sprinkled crumbs of a good muffin into my kibble...mmmmmmmmmmmm. She's a bitc...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Aug 2004 19:02:00 GMT |
one year ago... |
It just occurred to me after writing that last journal that one year ago today I still had my nuts. Birthdays suck.
Posted by on Thu, 26 Aug 2004 17:11:00 GMT |
I'M A BIG BROTHER! |
Check it out guys! My new lil' sister will be here next week! What a lil' ankle-biter she looks like. She'll have to catch me first!
Posted by on Wed, 04 Aug 2004 11:32:00 GMT |
Jake |
I met the Great Dane who likes to mark MY trees, in MY yard today at the dog park. His name is Jake. He's big, he's black, testicles in tact; needless to say, I was initially intimidated. It was a ful...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Jul 2004 17:39:00 GMT |
Dog Park Drama |
Two days ago at my daily trip to the dog park, I was jumping in the air trying to grab the 'chuck it' toy from this tall man because he was teasing me with it (although I have a major obsession with t...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Feb 2004 10:37:00 GMT |
Wooden Testicles |
Someone better respond to this one, because mommies and I need some explanations.
I got neutered last week and upon leaving mommy was told about FAKE WOODEN TESTICLES that she could purchase to take ...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Feb 2004 08:26:00 GMT |
900 dollar mutt |
I'm not too proud to admit this is being written while tears of sadness and inequity stream down my puppy cheeks...
Yesterday at the dog park mommies and I came across a dog who tall mommy said looke...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Feb 2004 10:36:00 GMT |
I love Sundays... |
because my mommies take me to the park or we run around in the mud and they chase me and try to take away the garbage I pick up. I dont think they realize how cool styrafoam cups really are. They tr...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Jan 2004 11:08:00 GMT |
Ass Goblins |
When mommies first got me, I had a wicked case of puppy ass goblins (worms), and tall computer geek mommy cried and stared at them and hugged me so tight more goblins spewed out of me. Bitchy book-rea...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Jan 2004 14:01:00 GMT |
