Mazzy May - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I am a 12 week old Boston Terrier named Mazzy by my new mommies because they like to make 'whoopie' to Mazzy Star's music apparently. I just arrived to Seattle a few days ago from Missouri, where I was birthed--what a trip that was! But, I rode 'first class,' in terms of puppy travel...sedatives, temperature control, built in water dish in my kennel. It was worth it...I LOVE my new home! My new brother, Parker, is a sexually confused, slobbery Boxer, who eats dirty undies and considers himself a lap dog. He is currently under-going my boston terrier boot camp! Ugh...boys.

My Interests

Travel, exercising my inborn authori-TIE, standing proud, breast milk.

I'd like to meet:

EVERYONE!

Music:

Mazzy Star, duh.

Movies:

If Mazzy Star was a poor excuse for a singer like say...J-Lo...maybe she'd be an actress too! BUT SHE'S NOT!

Television:

What's this? I'm ENTIRELY too busy for this, whatever it is.

Books:

Again, what's this? I'm ENTIRELY too busy for this.

Heroes:

Mazzy Star, my new mommies who rescued me from this hell-hole called Mis-ER-Y (aka Missouri), POSSIBLY my new big brother, although he's a real push-over, so I will most likely be HIS hero sooner than he is mine.

My Blog

I'm just Mazzy from the block...

HI. I'm new here. In fact, this is my first day. I'm a bit nervous about my plane ride to my new home next week, but I can't wait to be with my family! See ya'll around!
Posted by Mazzy May on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST