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About Me

I'm like programming in assembly: hard and unfulfilling.

My Interests

Diet Crystal Pepsi, restoring Ataris (Commodores can slob on my knob), Ancient Greek history, Civilization 2 beta version -- before they countered all my hacks, Axis and Allies, programming my own Linux environment (Red Hat? More like green yarmulke), chilling with the boys, racing my 82' Toyota Corolla, occasional non-nerdy role playing, algorithms, professional wrestling

I'd like to meet:

I like my women like my glasses: thick and see through with a mysterious goo all over them. And after I've had my way, she'll need a piece of tape to keep from splitting apart.

Music:

Egyptian Lover, Thomas Dolby, Victor Gama, Ludwig von, Giorgio Moroder, Labradford, Danny Elfman, Prince, Hecker, Wu-tang, Yngwie Malmsteen, Faust, Aphex Twin, Manor Boyz, white label dub & ragga
Video game composers: Tim Follin, Rob Hubbard, Frank Klepacki, Koji Kondo, Barry Leitch, Nobuo Uematsu (I know he's kinda trendy right now), and Chris Huelsbeck, even if he composed for Commodore

Movies:

Lucas, Jacob's Ladder, SW 4-6, Pi, Stan Brakhage, War Games, Barbershop, Monty Python, Jan Svankmajer, Real Genius, Tron, 2001, Juice, Blade Runner, Weird Science, Jaws, most things Pixar and IMAX, anything with Audrey Hepburn

Television:

No TV. 6 networked PCs instead. Tech TV was tragically underwhelming; Bill Nye is a faggot.

Books:

Isaac Asimov, Philip K. Dick, choose your own adventure books, Goethe, never ending technical manuals, Bertrand Russell, 2600, Highlights Magazine, self-improvement books

Heroes:

Deep Blue

My Blog

Ragga

Hey, DJ Dave Dravecky, turn up that 808 kick. Yeah, give it a nice, long decay. Hit me with a 4/4 banger. What's up? You're using pre-made sample packs in Fruity Loops v1.53 and you can't change the e...
Posted by Stan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I write my best poetry when I'm depressed.

The candle's flame is nearly extinguished,Shadows slow dancing on the wall,My soul tosses and turns in a fit of anguish,I can't believe you gave him a BJ in the bathroom stall.You just don't understan...
Posted by Stan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Worst Postal Service Lyric?

My nomination: "I am thinking it's a sign that the freckles in our eyes are mirror images, and when we kiss they're perfectly aligned. And I have to speculate that God himself did make us into cor...
Posted by Stan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My life in Floetry" Pt. 1

Props to homepiece Nunez for hooking it up with the Fruity Loops beat. This shit has more cowbell than Cargill Farms, but it's dope -- no diggity.But enough chat. I'm about to break down my history in...
Posted by Stan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Hottest body part

Your Hottest Body Part is Your Butt!From the back you're mistaken for J-Lo.You are a rump-shaking dynamo on the dance floor.Thongs were invented just for you.You're able to please your man sexually in...
Posted by Stan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Icelandic Musicians: The new Nutrasweet"

What is Reykjavik putting in its drinking water? Bjork: "Crash! Bam! Woooo! Sleeeeeep child.... Glowing lights! Woooo! It's in our hands! It's not up to you! (cue orchestra, harp, choir, and magic elv...
Posted by Stan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST