Assaulting fans, assaulting members of the media, assaulting players, heavy drinking, chasing kids in my SUV, Hannah Storm, crystal meth, smashing Fernando Vina's face, daytime soaps, corking my bat, 12-step programs, fucking in the ass, having holes in my swing, collecting welfare, cardigan sweaters.
I'm looking for a classy lady who will lick paste off my nips, and peanut butter off my sack. I'm down for anything...except rubbers (I don't play that queer shit)...oh, and no VD (my dick don't need to bleed). Other than that, I'd say the bitch of my dreams needs to be packing some booty...and hopefully some DSL as well.
Ice Cube, Das Efx, Naughty By Nature, A Tribe Called Quest, Brand Nubian, Egyptian Lover, Too $hort, ABBA, NWA, Prince, Thin Lizzy, The Clash, Public Enemy, Wu Tang Clan, 2 Live Crew, Flock of Seagulls, Boogie Down Productions, De La Soul, Big Daady Kane.
Roots, Scarface, Raging Bull, Friday, The Color Purple, Lethal Weapon, Casino, Goodfellas, Field of Dreams, Annie, Lady and the Tramp, Training Day.
A-Team, Cops, America's Most Wanted, Transformers, In Living Color, Family Matters, Comic View, Diff'rent Strokes, The Jeffersons, Cheers, Full House, Sportscenter, Married With Children.
Crime and Punishment, Malcolm X, Seize the Time, Little Women, Mao's Red Book, The Black Jacobins, Macbeth.
Jim Brown, Mr. T, Muhammad Ali, Kunta Kinte, Malcolm X, Joe Louis, Dave Gahan, Huey Newton, Jackie Robinson, Richard Pryor, Hank Aaron, Tommie Smith and John Carlos, Pol Pot, Crispus Attucks, Montel.