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Albert

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I'm a sensitive motherfucker who's down for anal anytime...no dudes though (Brady Anderson tried once). Oh yeah, period blood makes me sick.

My Interests

Assaulting fans, assaulting members of the media, assaulting players, heavy drinking, chasing kids in my SUV, Hannah Storm, crystal meth, smashing Fernando Vina's face, daytime soaps, corking my bat, 12-step programs, fucking in the ass, having holes in my swing, collecting welfare, cardigan sweaters.

I'd like to meet:

I'm looking for a classy lady who will lick paste off my nips, and peanut butter off my sack. I'm down for anything...except rubbers (I don't play that queer shit)...oh, and no VD (my dick don't need to bleed). Other than that, I'd say the bitch of my dreams needs to be packing some booty...and hopefully some DSL as well.

Music:

Ice Cube, Das Efx, Naughty By Nature, A Tribe Called Quest, Brand Nubian, Egyptian Lover, Too $hort, ABBA, NWA, Prince, Thin Lizzy, The Clash, Public Enemy, Wu Tang Clan, 2 Live Crew, Flock of Seagulls, Boogie Down Productions, De La Soul, Big Daady Kane.

Movies:

Roots, Scarface, Raging Bull, Friday, The Color Purple, Lethal Weapon, Casino, Goodfellas, Field of Dreams, Annie, Lady and the Tramp, Training Day.

Television:

A-Team, Cops, America's Most Wanted, Transformers, In Living Color, Family Matters, Comic View, Diff'rent Strokes, The Jeffersons, Cheers, Full House, Sportscenter, Married With Children.

Books:

Crime and Punishment, Malcolm X, Seize the Time, Little Women, Mao's Red Book, The Black Jacobins, Macbeth.

Heroes:

Jim Brown, Mr. T, Muhammad Ali, Kunta Kinte, Malcolm X, Joe Louis, Dave Gahan, Huey Newton, Jackie Robinson, Richard Pryor, Hank Aaron, Tommie Smith and John Carlos, Pol Pot, Crispus Attucks, Montel.

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Posted by Albert on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Party this weekend

It's going down this weekend. Me and Lawrence Phillips were originally going to throw a party to celebrate Labor Day, but now that Kobe is free, we might just have to blow this mutha up and cross the...
Posted by Albert on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

A world of pain

On Sunday, I visited my boy, Rae Carruth, down in North Carolina. That poor boy is a walking example of why you shouldn't put your life, and the life of your significant other in some outside player'...
Posted by Albert on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Retired life...what I'm doing now

Since I've retired, the only thing I've really done with my free time is pop pussy. I've popped so much pussy that John Holmes would be envious. Lately, ladies have been using my dick like a tampon....
Posted by Albert on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Crazy sex

Well, I am writing this because I have noticed that there are a lot of surveys out there asking people what was the craziest thing they have ever done...sexually. After reading some of the responses,...
Posted by Albert on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The story of my life (part 1)

This here flow is for all you people that care to know anything about me. I was born down in Louisiana in the slave quarters of my masters manor. My momma made it out on her own, but master made...
Posted by Albert on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST