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About Me

im 31 female and very happily married to the best man in the world with two kids

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My Interests

i love my black cowboy hat but wont wear it outside yet lol,love food a little bit too much, love cups of tea oh and quavers mmmm ,reading and pc when i get the chance
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I'd like to meet:

mark billingham so i could shake his hand and say well done for writing such excellent books,peter kay, adam sandler, johnny depp, dawn french, billy connelly, mark and simon from levellers again,jon bon jovi,simon pegg,robin williams,jim carrey,mike myers,kathy burke,phillip and fern,ant and dec, and anyone else whos handsome or funny lol

Music:

levellers maximo park the tuckers guns n roses razorlight anything that makes me move

Movies:

vanilla sky, shaun of the dead,restless natives, austin powers,love thrillers and a good mystery and anything horror, comedy , a good story or with adam sandler in

Television:

love lost and im sad i watch all the soaps,and i do like a good drama, god i sound old lol

Books:

i love autobiographies my fave is peter kays and anything with a bit of a mystery mark billingham is a fantastic author and everyone should read his tom thorne series
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Heroes:

my husband chris whose amazing ,my two wonderful boys ,my family and my friends especially ange i love her to bits
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My Blog

duck joke

A duck walks into a pub and orders a schooner of beer and a ham sandwich.The barman looks at him and says, "But you're a duck.""I see your eyes are working," replies the duck."And you talk!" exclaims ...
Posted by sarah on Fri, 25 May 2007 02:54:00 PST

funny

dr dave had slept with one of his patients and felt really guilty, no matter how much he tried , the sense of betrayal was overwhelming. but every once in a while he'd hear an internal reass...
Posted by sarah on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 03:14:00 PST

joke

Guy goes to a supermarket and notices a beautifulblonde wave athim and say's hello.He's rather taken aback, because he can't place wherehe knows herfrom, so he says, "do you know me?"To which she repl...
Posted by sarah on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 05:23:00 PST

new joke

a man was driving through town with five penguins in the back of his car and he was stopped by the cops who told him to take them to the zoo he said i took them yesterday and they loved it so we are g...
Posted by sarah on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 08:31:00 PST

new joke, thanks steve

..> These three guys got together one day and were talking about how drunk they got at a party the night before. The first guy said, ''''Man I was so drunk last night I went home and blew c...
Posted by sarah on Sat, 03 Mar 2007 12:23:00 PST

new joke

She came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making loveto avery attractive young woman. The wife was VERY upset!"You are a disrespectful pig!" she cried. "How dare you do this to ...
Posted by sarah on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 07:54:00 PST

yet another joke

A mother is pregnant with triplets. There are two girls and a boy. SHe is standing in a quik-e-mart one day, when the shop is robbed. She is shot three times in the stomach. The doctor tells her the b...
Posted by sarah on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 11:52:00 PST

joke

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaksintoa house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While ty...
Posted by sarah on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 03:58:00 PST