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Eggman

I am the Eggman (definitely not the walrus)

About Me

My interests and stuff should give you a pretty good picture of me, however please bear in mind that I'm far better looking, wittier and modest when you meet me in person. Love my kids, my friends, my family, my music. I wouldnt say I "loved" beer, but I abuse it most weekends. I'm cracking on a bit now but have played in a few bands in my time (current band is "Pettybone" ... check us out!!!) and some people have said I'm a good drummer - put it this way ... I know a few tricks and can make a LOT of noise (what else do you need really). I also play guitar very badly for Teapot Jacuzzi. So .... bounce me a message, come one come all - don't care about age, sex, religion or interests ...... no gingers though

My Interests

Sex, Murder, Art

I'd like to meet:

the f**ker that slashed my tyres

Music:

Slayer (of course), SOAD, Bad Religion, Hundred Reasons, Rise Against and other such noisy louts. Oh yeah ..... not to forget Teapot Jacuzzi - the future of music as we know it

Movies:

Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz, Zoolander, European Cum Bath Volume 6

Television:

Spaced, Never Mind the Buzzcocks, The Office, Alan Partridge etc etc

Books:

Read a lot of James Patterson lately, but mostly read Viz (which is more of a comic, but it's the closest I usually get to reading)

Heroes:

Smeato