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Junior Hearthrob

I want to be the girl with the most cake.

About Me

Smart, thorough and sharp as a tack. Tastier then any muffin or cupcake. Junior Hearthrob is a very good girl.embed enableJavascript="false" allowScriptAccess="never" allowNetworking="internal" enableJSURL="false"

My Interests

beers, babes and bonfires, jazzing, ticklefights, bearskin rugs, enchanting young gents, pillowtalk, me.

I'd like to meet:

I'm into your run of the mill kind of things; fast cars and slow women. boys who make me laugh. rat tails and short longs. anyone with the name Dwayne. unicorns named Gary. smart and witty writers. the occasional blunt with Li'l Bites. El Caminos and T-back Cameros. RDS apparel. shaking my booty to disco house. malted hops and bong resin. laughing with Ryan Butcher. being a rascal. being a darling. Make-outs and hot jazz. anytime spent with Patrick Klassen. hissing at my dog. Jordan Kennedy. the thought of red ants in Tobias' beard. Chanel make-up. skateboarders. martinis. Derek Everatt, my male counterpart. Faljou Barclay, my blonde counterpart. Taking it for what it is. Being a pervo with Jared Towers. Quick Wit. utter ridiculousness. Lovely Memories. Love. Laughing at myself. Cocktails with Nicole. Being an Awesome. My bro. My sis. 80s movies. Singing outload and never sweating the small stuff (and it's all small stuff)Get Your Own! | View Slideshow"The bad thing about mypace; lots of sexual predators...the good thing? Lots of sexual prey."

Music:

Jurassic 5, Kanye West, Blackalicious, Breakfastaz, Fort Knox Five, The Killers, Metric, Hot Hot Heat, Ferrel, Snoop, Bloc Party, Stanton Warriors, Ladytron, The Donnas, Gym Class Heros, Chromeo, MoreCheeba, Krafty Kuts, Freestylers, DJ Craze, The Strokes, The Cure, anything and everything with a little funk, A-Skillz,house, breaks, Gang Starr, Latyrx, 80s, electro, Black twang, The Beatles, The Cars, Tribe Called Quest, Pharsyde, Teagan and Sara, Al Green, Beastie Boys, all my boys back home and in Vancouver, the Streets, Gorillaz, Van Morrison, Paul Simon, Rick James, Britt Black (hottest britts in the city) Stevie Wonder, Jack Johnson and course, Jazz is my fav.

Movies:

Anything with Swayze

Television:

Mr.Show, Arrested Developement, Southpark, Conan OBrien, Curb your enthusiasm, BBC's The Office, Trailor Park Boys, The Simpsons

Books:

He's just not that into you. Anything I can get my hands on that's worth reading I've read.

Heroes:

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