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Jordon

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I am a guy, that lives on an island. I like to play records, and sometimes even DJ as "Ooze". I'd have to say my "style" of DJing would be funky electro house. Nobody cares about DJing anymore tho so I probably shouldnt even mention it. I started a business last year, Im an importer/exporter!! I actually sell kits that convert bicycles into mopeds. I have both gas and electric versions, which I imported from China and retail here in Canada. Also, I'm a waiter at a weird restaurant, I like it there coz its weird like dat.The main thing about me, is I hate to describe myself, just ask if you wanna know..Hep C free since '92

My Interests

DJin, Records, Music, Mopeds, Bikes, UFC, PRIDE FC, MMA, BC buds, Weird Stuff, Comedy

I'd like to meet:

A taco that craps ice cream

Music:

Funky Electro House (Think Daft Punk), DnB, Breaks, HippityHops, Christian hard rock, The "The" bands, Reggae

Movies:

Lucky .. Slevin. Sin City. Salton Sea. Blow. Office Space. Lots more...

Television:

Da Ali G Show, Mr Show, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Seinfeld, The Office, South Park

Books:

books are for sissys. theyre dead to me.

Heroes:

Hunter S Thompson Mitch Hedberg David Cross George St Pierre John Stewart Larry David