FUN in the SUN, dancing, singing, acting, hilariousness, sushi, my crackberry, ridiculousness, acting goofy, The love of my life--Kyle Radick--, all my family, My baby sister Marlaina THE SWEETEST ANGEL, my car, music, going to the gym, break beats, making money, the word "preposterous", all my hot ladies, anything shiny, sharp wit, cool cats and all that jazz.
I'm not conceited, but I am a big fan of who I have grown into. I'm hilarious and appreciate life for what it is. I love sooo hard and keep the hate to a minimal. I am happy in my skin and care about my appearance. I treat my body very well with a strict 5 - 6 days in the gym. I laugh at every chance I can.. I cry at every sad movie. I wear my emotions for anyone to see, I'm not afraid to be human.
I bleed just like you.
I'm all things. Sexy, cute, popular to boot. (isn't that how it goes?)
I'm a professional with money on my mind. You may not understand me, and that's okay too.
I -will- be my vision of success. I -will- be wealthy.. with happiness and health. AND ANYTHING I WANT WILL BE MINE. You know why?
Simply put... I'm positive.
The universe is on my side!
I see a path and it's GOLDEN.. and I'm going to take it!
Fuck what you heard
Recognize what you see
Love your haters 'cuz they`re your biggest fans
"All right, I got some good news and some bad news. The bad news is that I'm gonna have to shut down the studio. The good news is that I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance." - The Chappelle Show
"Its better to be hated for who you are than loved for who you're not"
"When When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for like a year and a half!"
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"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.
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"Every town has the same two malls: the one white people go to and the one white people used to go to." - Chris Rock
'Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind."
"Yes, madam, I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly."
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"That's the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by people other than me" - Seinfeld
"When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.
I see those picketers, and I think you know, if I weren't a loving, non-violent, spiritual person, I would really go over there and grab those signs and smash them over their heads and shove them up their asses. But...I'm a loving, spiritual person."
"Oscar you're a grouch." "Bitch, I live in a fucking trash can!" - Chappelle show
"I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure
I'd like to meet:
Christina Aguilera. Pure talent.
....
...other than that, I've already met the love of my life.
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Stripped of all make up, no need for fancy clothes
No cover ups, push ups
With him, I dont have to put on a show
He loves every freckle, every curve, every inch of my skin
Fulfilling me entirely, taking all of me in
He's real,he's honest, he's loving me for me...
... maybe our mistakes are what make our fate
"I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants!"
"I can resist everything except temptation."
"I've sent in my application to the Real World. So I'm hoping to hear back from that. I'm putting A LOT of my eggs into that basket, the MTV basket. I'm also thinking about getting a gun, and dealing crack. Being a crack dealer. Not like a mean crack dealer, but like... like a nice one. Kinda friendly like, "hey, what's up guys? Want some crack?" I'm just waiting on those two things to flesh themselves out." -Will Ferrell
"Imitation is the most sincere form of flattery"
"I look good... Hey EVERYBODY! Come see how good I look!" - Anchorman
"A girl should be two things classy and fabulous." - coco chanel
The love of my life will always be 18 years younger than I am.
"I feel like I have a hangover, without all the happy memories and mystery bruises."
"When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.
"Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh my God....I could be eating a slow learner."
"Oh, I'm sorry, did my pin get in the way of your ass? Do me a favor and lose five pounds immediately or get out of my building like now!" -Zoolander
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
"I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half empty, and cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth.
"a liter of water for ever 50 pounds" aha
"I like Rice. Rice is good when you're really hungry and want 2000 of something."
JUST ONE MORE... and I'll be cured.
My girlies rock my world!
"I can Dara-lick my own BALLS thank you very much!" -Zoolander
PLEASE DON'T SAY "THANKS FOR THE ADD"! I didn't add you, you added me.. I'm not out to get a whole wack load of friends. I do appreciate the comments, but the "Thanks for the add" comments make me wanna rip off my own arm just so I have something to throw at you!
Thanks, love ya, k bye.
Music:
Christina Aguilera, 50 Cent, Justin Timberlake, The Beatles, Black Eyed peas, Nas, Mos Def, Moka Only, Nelly Furtado, Nirvana, No doubt, Outkast, Pink!, Pussycat Dolls, Ray Charles, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Rihanna, M.I.C Przada(Fatty), Sarah McLachlan, Sean Paul, Snoop Dogg, Sublime, Sheryl Crow, Talib Kwali, The Cure, The Doors, The Killers, The Postal Service, Notorious BIG, Theory of a Deadman, TLC, Tom Petty, Tupac, U2, Usher, Wclef Jean, Dead Prez, Xzibit, Gwen Stefani, Loyd Banks, JoJo, Noble, Kanya West, K-Os, Ciara, Beyonce, Jamiroquai, Method Man, Mark Farina, Missy Elliot...
Movies:
Scarface, Mean Girls, Reservoir Dogs, Sin City, Zoolander, Anchorman, SAW123, Fight Club, Goodfellas, Kill Bill, Alf, Starsky and Hutch, Meet the fockers, Old School, Dumb and Dumber, Napoleon Dynamite, Wedding Crashers, Team America.
Television:
The Chappelle Show, Desperate Housewives, LOST! Americas Next Top Model, Anything on the FOOD NETWORK, Friends, Surreal Life, The Contender, The Hills, UFC!, Flavor of Love(ya, that's right), ..
