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Typical Liberal Douche

Communists do it better (and by do it I mean butt sex)

About Me

Praise Allah!Well, I love listening to emo and all other music that takes no talent, acting like the douche I am, dreaming of performing fellatio on John Kerry, trying to get fatter than Michael Moore, supporting communism (because I am a rich white kid who has never had to work, so I dont know what it is like to be poor). I love to protest anyone who trys to stop the first amendment while simultaniously trying to get rid of the second (shh, I know I am a hypocrite, please dont tell LOL) and my favorite thing of all is calling all independents, libertarians and republicans racist because they don't agree with everything I say.

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My Interests

Penis, Communism, Penis, Emo, Penis, Democrats, oh, and did I mention penis? Because I like that too.....

I'd like to meet:

The prophet mohammad, Jane Fonda, Michael Moore, Chris Carabba (so I can study the only person that is douchier than me), Bill Clinton (I will be your intern billy lol), Zach De La Rocha, Tom Cruise and all scientologists (I love being surrounded by idiots that are in a bullshit money making religion just because Tom Cruise is) Che Guevara (people who murder thousands in the name of communism turn me on OMFG) anyone with at least 10 inches of man meat, and all other bleeding heart pussy jackasses, and muslims who like to send myspace death threats (so I can laugh at how pathetic that really is).

Music:

Emo, Greatful dead, Rage Against the machine, Scremo, Trance, and OF COURSE Pansy Division!!!!!!!!!!

Heroes:

The guy who invented Anal Sex

My Blog

Diaries of a Dipshit (convo between me and a retard)

I have all types on my friends list. This one in particular had a profile set up to look like he is a brainwashed Jerry Fallwell mega-republican and I thought it was funny. But this guy posts the...
Posted by Typical Liberal Douche on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 11:14:00 PST

Still more pillow biters are adding me......

More and more homos are adding me, because either all the dick they are sucking is affecting thier brain, or they are just retarded. Either way, if you cant figure out this is a fake profile from...
Posted by Typical Liberal Douche on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 05:37:00 PST

Fucking Retards On Myspace....

This profile is an obious joke to anyone with more than a single digit IQ. I never thought under any circumstances that anyone would take this seriously, I was dead wrong. I got two friend invites fro...
Posted by Typical Liberal Douche on Mon, 24 Jul 2006 04:24:00 PST