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About Me

I was originally born in Cincinnati, Ohio. After spending 24 years of my life there, I moved to Phoenix, Arizona and lived there for about 5 years. While in Arizona, I got my bachelor's degree in linguistics at Arizona State University. Today, I am an officer in the U.S. Army. Currently, I am temporarily staying at Fort Knox, Kentucky for the next few months. Next summer I will be going down to Fort Stewart, Georgia for an extended and unknown length of time. If there is anything else you want to know about me, ask.

My Interests

Life, death, nature, chaos, insanity, magic, writing, politics, sleeping, dreams, the unknown, old abandoned buildings, behaving in a politically incorrect manner, the way the air feels right before a violent thunderstorm, war, and much more.

I'd like to meet:

People who aren't idiots or assholes.

Music:

Ulver, Morbid Angel, Enya, NON, Coil, Tool, Damien Rice, Pink Floyd, Slayer, Ella Fitzgerald, Beethoven, Mussorgsky, Mozart, Wagner, Sigur Ros, Modest Mouse, Lisa Gerrard, Fiona Apple, Johnny Cash, Tori Amos, My Bloody Valentine, David e Williams, 80's era Madonna, Depeche Mode, Gackt, Kozi, Tom Waits

Movies:

A Clockwork Orange, The Empire Strikes Back, Carnival of Souls, Sin City, Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer, The Incredibles, Cold Mountain, Apocalypse Now, Blade Runner, Desperate Living, Brain Candy, Team America World Police, Little Shop of Horrors (original Roger Corman version), Pi, Requiem For a Dream, Natural Born Killers, Gladiator, American History X, Romper Stomper, Fight Club...

Television:

The Simpsons, South Park, occasionally a show on The History Channel and other related stuff. Other than those things I don't watch a whole lot of television.

Books:

The Satanic Bible by Anton LaVey, Atlas Shrugged by Ayn Rand, Heart of Darkness by Joseph Conrad, The Shining by Stephen King, anything by H.P. Lovecraft, The Lord of the Rings by J.R.R. Tolkien, Wuthering Heights by Emily Bronte, John Keats, Marriage of Heaven and Hell by William Blake, A Clockwork Orange by Anthony Burgess, Ann Coulter, The Holy Bible, Paradise Lost by John Milton, The Sea Wolf by Jack London, Might is Right by Ragnar Redbeard, The Antichrist by Friedrich Nietzsche, Man and His Symbols by Carl Jung, Raja Yoga by Swami Vivekananda, 1984 and Animal Farm by George Orwell, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland by Lewis Carroll

Heroes:

My Blog

Random Nonsense Courtesy Of The Media

I just ran across this article on the Google News page in the "health" section. Bear in mind, I did not read the article as the title and the first sentence were enough to make me laugh and ...
Posted by Joe on Tue, 24 Jun 2008 06:17:00 PST

A Recipe For Misanthropy

Do you find yourself in a good mood today? Have you been thinking "people really aren't so bad?" Well, if you ever catch yourself having such delusional thoughts about the human race and wan...
Posted by Joe on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 05:01:00 PST

End Holocaust Guilt

I just read an article which highlights the persistent Holocaust guilt which still exists in the United States today. The article, http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,321932,00.html,...
Posted by Joe on Sat, 12 Jan 2008 05:22:00 PST

Suicidal Hippie Cults

Awhile back I posted a blog about a few environmentalists who sterilized themselves for the sake of "saving the Earth." Now, I thought these were just a few nutcases who were doing what more environme...
Posted by Joe on Wed, 19 Dec 2007 03:54:00 PST

The Shitheads Of Zambia

During my life, I have met many drug fiends. Many of these people whom I have known have been willing to go to great lengths to get high. Now we all know about the measures crackheads will take in ord...
Posted by Joe on Mon, 10 Dec 2007 10:22:00 PST

Hey There Environmentalist...

So are you one of the types of people who feels that it is your duty to save the world? Do you go to rallies and bitch about corporate polluters (and corporations in general)? When you see a logg...
Posted by Joe on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 08:47:00 PST

Israel: What Have You Done For Me Lately?

One of the more controversial subjects in American foreign policy is the topic of Israel. For the typical Republican conservative, they are generally in full support of Israel and their actions. The b...
Posted by Joe on Sat, 24 Nov 2007 01:37:00 PST

Fuck The Poor

There is one thing I hate in this world above all else: superficial assholes. There is one particular form of this asshole that is particularly irritating. I am of course talking about the type o...
Posted by Joe on Sat, 17 Nov 2007 02:54:00 PST

Brief Update

Well, I finished Officer Candidate School, so that means I am a 2nd Lieutenant now. As of Monday I begin "snowbirding" at Fort Knox, Kentucky until February when I start another school. Ultimatel...
Posted by Joe on Sat, 10 Nov 2007 09:59:00 PST

Alright Motherfuckers

So I survived basic training and now I am grinding my teeth through Officer Candidate School (OCS). OCS is basically like basic training. In some ways it is more intense, but in other ways it is more ...
Posted by Joe on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 08:04:00 PST