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wayne the almighty king of the universe

"a penny saved is a penny earned, but a stolen case of beer gets you a hell of alot drunker..."

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Name: wayne
Birthday: start of may late 80's
Birthplace: hospital
Current Location: currently? id have to say in a pale green coloured room with what seems to be a cardboard roof. tafe.
Eye Color: brown. the colour of shit.
Hair Color:
Height:
Right Handed or Left Handed: ambidextorous
Your Heritage:
The Shoes You Wore Today: manly, tough work boots covered in fibreglass dust i havent dusted off, and paint from what i think was a boat.
Your Weakness: enchanted shin
Your Fears: water.
Your Perfect Pizza: xtra xtra xtra bbbq sauce on a bbbq meatlovers topped with bbbq sauce.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: beat up some guy i dont even know who has no beef with me. itll happen. i know it.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: who is this?
Thoughts First Waking Up: why are my pants so tight?
Your Best Physical Feature:
Your Bedtime: when i fall asleep. usually on the lounge.
Your Most Missed Memory: jammin in the fats. dont misinterpret that t could sound horrible.
Pepsi or Coke: coke. why is my nose so runny?
MacDonalds or Burger King: BK FO SHO! lovin the whopper.
Single or Group Dates: not stirred
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: what the hell is nestea?
Chocolate or Vanilla: choco
Cappuccino or Coffee: cof
Do you Smoke: on when im on fire :D
Do you Swear: to never repeat that last comment!
Do you Sing: no. i have never sang in my whole life and never will.
Do you Shower Daily: yeah
Have you Been in Love: ...dunno...
Do you want to go to College: nuh
Do you want to get Married: one day to colonel sanders.
Do you belive in yourself: belive?
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: more than arnie is
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: yeah
Do you like Thunderstorms: yeah
Do you play an Instrument: hell yeah im the bass master. all youse will have exploded heads when you hear the awesunky sound of my bass licks!
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: i drank last night. im probably drinking now. or five minutes from now i will be.
In the past month have you Smoked: ... i said i wouldnt say the comment again so ill leave it this time
In the past month have you been on Drugs: tegretol
In the past month have you gone on a Date: depends what you call a date...
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yerp
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: so much twisting, licking and dunking hurts man
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: i love weed with rice
In the past month have you been on Stage: no :(
In the past month have you been Dumped: i took a dump today... AGB!
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: only in the shower
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: some guys self esteem but he didnt need it
Ever been Drunk: you asked before...
Ever been called a Tease: nuh
Ever been Beaten up: yeah. it sucked.
Ever Shoplifted: nope. clean, officer.
How do you want to Die: spontaneous combustion
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: dole bludger who drinks veebs
What country would you most like to Visit: canada!
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: white
Favourite Hair Color: bald
Short or Long Hair: none
Height: taller than me
Weight: over
Best Clothing Style: flanno n thongs. no pants.
Number of Drugs I have taken: youd need alot to be a bald fat bitch that wear flannos and no pants! on the hez!
Number of CDs I own: is this back on me now? what happened to the wench?
Number of Piercings: none but my mate has his scrote done. its cool
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: lets not go there...

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Music:

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Movies:

Action Man 4
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Television:

Yes, it exists so whats the quiestion here? You can't just write 'television' and expect me to knowwjat your talking about. you might be asking what my favourite show is, or how many tv's i have? stupid computer....

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My Blog

an update on shit i guess

right-y-o then... umm not much has happened just back in perth is all... stupid boat i hate this friggin thing... anyways im only back because i am sacing up and have reached my goal... and then some!...
Posted by wayne the almighty king of the universe on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 03:44:00 PST

me in perth

seriously... you want girls? wow perth is the shot right there hahaha hell yeah and the skating is unbelievable. i havent seen one bmx person yet olay! hehe also, the pubs here are so rad... i flogged...
Posted by wayne the almighty king of the universe on Sun, 27 May 2007 12:44:00 PST

sound muthafuckin wave

oh my god. thats it. better then bdo. hands down. you know why? SUI-CUTHAFUCKIN-CIDAL TENDENCIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! im about to say the biggest statement ever said by me. ever. seeing sui's wa...
Posted by wayne the almighty king of the universe on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 12:39:00 PST

whats been happenin then?

okay its been a while since i posted one of these fancy blog things... let me get the hang of it. ah, there we go. ok stories.... stories... oh yeah i didnt write about my big day out experience! well...
Posted by wayne the almighty king of the universe on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 12:18:00 PST

christmas party pub crawl

holy shit man our work is so bodge we had to go to the pub and get smashed... at least we got a cool coles myer voucher each thats pretty rad! ok so theres a bunch of drunk tradesman and apprentices a...
Posted by wayne the almighty king of the universe on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 08:59:00 PST

cruisin on the chopper

me and big sexy were cruisin the roads near the beach and we were fuckin with these dudes in a fully sick hilux hehe so i did the most daring stunt anyone has ever done. i stood on the back, pulled my...
Posted by wayne the almighty king of the universe on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 09:41:00 PST

i hate the gold coast everyone wants to biff

okay dont get me wrong it was an awesome night. i ended up in tweed talkin to some cokehead it was heaps funny. then i ended up in kingston and i was like "what the hells a kingston?" which is like so...
Posted by wayne the almighty king of the universe on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 04:43:00 PST

I got snapped by some dickhead

okay this is a quick one me and ma cousin, brad, were walkin outta maccas to grab some big macs yum yum anyways we're pissed my the way.. anyways this dude stops brad and trys to start biffin with him...
Posted by wayne the almighty king of the universe on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 03:28:00 PST

fear factory + devil driver + a whole bunch of pissed of dudes with long hair = mayhem

well lets just say holy shit. best mosh ever. i missed out on dry kill logic as i was gettin pumped on v drinks so i didnt fall asleep at a super heavy metal concert... believe me its happened before....
Posted by wayne the almighty king of the universe on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 07:38:00 PST

my very first blog, and first story on myspace

well here it is. my first blog. usually i dont read other peoples blogs because i think theyre boring and i dont really want to read about some pathetic nerd whinging about a problem that can easily b...
Posted by wayne the almighty king of the universe on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 11:46:00 PST