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Name: wayne
Birthday: start of may late 80's
Birthplace: hospital
Current Location: currently? id have to say in a pale green coloured room with what seems to be a cardboard roof. tafe.
Eye Color: brown. the colour of shit.
Hair Color:
Height:
Right Handed or Left Handed: ambidextorous
Your Heritage:
The Shoes You Wore Today: manly, tough work boots covered in fibreglass dust i havent dusted off, and paint from what i think was a boat.
Your Weakness: enchanted shin
Your Fears: water.
Your Perfect Pizza: xtra xtra xtra bbbq sauce on a bbbq meatlovers topped with bbbq sauce.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: beat up some guy i dont even know who has no beef with me. itll happen. i know it.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: who is this?
Thoughts First Waking Up: why are my pants so tight?
Your Best Physical Feature:
Your Bedtime: when i fall asleep. usually on the lounge.
Your Most Missed Memory: jammin in the fats. dont misinterpret that t could sound horrible.
Pepsi or Coke: coke. why is my nose so runny?
MacDonalds or Burger King: BK FO SHO! lovin the whopper.
Single or Group Dates: not stirred
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: what the hell is nestea?
Chocolate or Vanilla: choco
Cappuccino or Coffee: cof
Do you Smoke: on when im on fire :D
Do you Swear: to never repeat that last comment!
Do you Sing: no. i have never sang in my whole life and never will.
Do you Shower Daily: yeah
Have you Been in Love: ...dunno...
Do you want to go to College: nuh
Do you want to get Married: one day to colonel sanders.
Do you belive in yourself: belive?
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: more than arnie is
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: yeah
Do you like Thunderstorms: yeah
Do you play an Instrument: hell yeah im the bass master. all youse will have exploded heads when you hear the awesunky sound of my bass licks!
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: i drank last night. im probably drinking now. or five minutes from now i will be.
In the past month have you Smoked: ... i said i wouldnt say the comment again so ill leave it this time
In the past month have you been on Drugs: tegretol
In the past month have you gone on a Date: depends what you call a date...
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yerp
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: so much twisting, licking and dunking hurts man
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: i love weed with rice
In the past month have you been on Stage: no :(
In the past month have you been Dumped: i took a dump today... AGB!
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: only in the shower
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: some guys self esteem but he didnt need it
Ever been Drunk: you asked before...
Ever been called a Tease: nuh
Ever been Beaten up: yeah. it sucked.
Ever Shoplifted: nope. clean, officer.
How do you want to Die: spontaneous combustion
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: dole bludger who drinks veebs
What country would you most like to Visit: canada!
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: white
Favourite Hair Color: bald
Short or Long Hair: none
Height: taller than me
Weight: over
Best Clothing Style: flanno n thongs. no pants.
Number of Drugs I have taken: youd need alot to be a bald fat bitch that wear flannos and no pants! on the hez!
Number of CDs I own: is this back on me now? what happened to the wench?
Number of Piercings: none but my mate has his scrote done. its cool
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: lets not go there...
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