tHe DoN aNd ScUbA sHoW - ProfilesArchive

About Me

tHe DoN aNd ScUbA sHoW was conceived several months ago as the brainchild of Don and Scuba. 2 fun loving bartenders, just trying 2 make sure they can spread the joy of debauchery at a bar. This website is 2 share our stories and fun with everyone. Or, More to the point, make you feel like a FLIPPING IDIOT for being the few people that don't show up! FINE, don't take my word 4 it, but your gonna B pissed when the dixie chicks show up and start blowing everyone. HELL I bet you the "special" person in the corner is even gonna get a hummer! and U decided NOT 2 show up, wow I bet you feel like an ASS! Don't ya toughguy!?! Oh, sorry, got carried away, gotta go take my pills.WARNING: The Don and Scuba Show is not 4 the feint of heart. If U suffer from a heart condition, asthma, back problems, high blood pressure, glaucoma, brittle bones disease, arthritis, ADD, OCD, ADHD, pregnancy . . . Oh U get the point, PLEASE consult your physician B4 joining the party.WARNING: If your ERECTION lasts for more than 12 hours, Don't be and idiot! DON'T call your physician, fuck HARDER and FASTER. Maybe visit a brothel with a crate of condoms. Just make sure U stay HYDRATED. But 4 the love of God, DON'T CONSULT YOUR DOCTOR!Get Your Own! | View Slideshow

My Interests

Drinking, serving drinks, staring at T&A, boozing it up, tending bar, Uncovering T&A, slamming shots, serving shots, Playing with T&A, pounding drinks, slinging drinks, Pounding T&... nevermind. Did I mention we like drinking, serving, and T&A?

I'd like to meet:

All 20's, 30's, and 40's somethings that wanna have fun at the INWOOD TAVERN. Those that look to be mean, grouchy, rude, non-fun loving, boring, bitchy, whiny, self-loathing, bring down the party, assholes need 2 stay away from the Inwood Tavern.WARNING: ALL people fitting the above "shitty" people description should not show at the Inwood tavern. But if U do, you may have 2 consult your physician when we're done BEATING U 4 bringing down the party!

Music:

Everything that is on the jukebox at the Inwood Tavern

Movies:

BoonCock Saints, Mary Poopins, Glad-He-Ate-Her, Field of Creams, Das Booty, Forest Hump, Saving Ryan's Privates, Harry Twatter, Waiting (I mean Tending), Bambi (I LUV me some THUMPER), Buffy the Vampire Layer, Varsity Blue balls, King's Pin, Dawn of the Head,TerminAteHer, Young Bunz, Men in Back, How the Grinch Stole Clitmas, Dude Where's My Cock, Cumming 2 America, Poopy Doo, Gone in 60 Seconds (DAMN that guy wuz fast), and The Sound of Muzac.

Television:

Whatever is playing on TV at the Inwood Tavern

Books:

Whatever book, newspaper, magazine, or porno that is left at the Inwood Tavern

Heroes:

The Inwood Tavern. . . and the DrUnKeN AvEnGeRs! Did I mention that the DrUnKeN AvEnGeRs are the alter egos of Don and Scuba?