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Wordslinger

I am sick of these mother fucking snakes on this mother fucking plane. Its a haiku! Count the syllab

About Me

I'm an old man, trapped in a child, inside the body of a man. If you want to know more, check out my blogs with excerpts from "How to Grow a Spence". Now only 17% Bullshit. Pretty soon you'll be able to make your very own! For more on Spence click here: iSpence
You are Spider-Man Spider-Man 80% Green Lantern 75% The Flash 65% Hulk 60% Superman 55% Supergirl 55% Wonder Woman 55% Robin 55% Catwoman 50% Iron Man 35% Batman 30% You are intelligent, witty,
a bit geeky and have great
power and responsibility.
Click here to take the Superhero Personality Test

My Interests

Changing the world through cutting edge wordery.

I'd like to meet:

My siamese twin.

Music:

The Doors, Nirvana, Beastie Boys, NOFX, David Allan Coe, Jimmy Buffet, Miri Bin Ari, Weird Al Yankovic, The Servant, Anything that makes my wanna sing, bone-less dance or air guitar

Movies:

Spiderman 1, 2 & 3, Mediteraneo, Below, Nothing, Serenity, Evil Dead 1 and 2, Lord of the Rings, Fight Club, Series 7: The Contenders, Battle Royale, Sin City, Army of Darkness, Happiness, Memento, Hotel Rwanda, Requiem for a Dream, The Yes Men, Monster's Ball, Run Ronnie Run, Run Lola Run, Closer, Boogie Nights, Y Tu Mama Tambien, The Usual Suspects, Man on Fire, Cube, Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter, The Blob, Hudson Hawk, Night of the Living Dead, Fallen, The Stand, The Big Lebowski, Mosquito Coast, The Devil's Playground, The First Power, Man Bites Dog, Mardi Gras: Made in China, What the Bleep Do We Know!?, Chopper, Cool Hand Luke, Bird on a Wire, Papillion, The Fifth Element, Big Night, The Jerk, Waterworld, Where the Day Takes You, The Tao of Steve, Equilibrium, The Impostors, Cradle Will Rock, Drugstore Cowboy, The Deer Hunter, Donnie Darko...

Television:

Six Feet Under, Deadwood, Weeds, John from Cincinatti, 24, The Simpsons, Family Guy, Firefly, Mr. Show, Tenacious D, Rome, Big Love, Roots, Arrested Development, Penn and Teller's Bullshit, The Soup, Numb3rs, Lost, The 4400, House, The Office, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Extras, Def Poetry, Survivorman, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Starved, 30 Days, Ed vs. Spencer, Hogan's Heroes, The A-Team, Get Smart, MacGyver (TiVo is friggin' sweet!!!)

Books:

Snow Crash, Cryptonomicon, The Baroque Cycle, The Diamond Age, Nymphomation, Vurt, Pollen, Automated Alice, Crime and Punishment, Titus Andronicus (play), Art (play), The Preacher (graphic novels), Sin City (graphic novels), Hatchet, Darkly Dreaming Dexter, Dearly Devoted Dexter, The Stand, The Dark Tower I-VII, Fellowship of the Ring, The Two Towers, The Return of the King, The Silmarillion, The Lord of the Flies, Lullaby, Waiting Period, The Big U, Choke, Fight Club, The Last of the Really Great Wangdoodles, The Shining, The Regulators, Desperation, The Long Walk, Mark Twain's Letters to Satan (short story), 1984, Anonymous Rex...

My Blog

Family Recipes (scene)

A scene I like and hope you do too!HANNATechnically, the best meat on mammals is along the spine. That's where filet mignon and venison back-strap are cut from.Hanna stops slicing and frowns at the gr...
Posted by Wordslinger on Sat, 20 Oct 2007 01:32:00 PST

Family Recipes

Hey there. I'm shooting my first short film in the next few weeks and I need help. Its a horror and we're looking at a 3-4 day shoot. I need everyone from actors to PA's. If you or anyone wants to hel...
Posted by Wordslinger on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 07:18:00 PST

Debate Questions

The next Presidential debates are taking place on CNN and YouTube. We are all invited to submit video questions to be asked. I decided not to ask the Democrats why they're being such pussies (I'm sick...
Posted by Wordslinger on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 12:04:00 PST

21st Century Fatherhood

Rushed this out for Father's Day. Enjoy!21st Century Fatherhood Add to My Profile | More Videos...
Posted by Wordslinger on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 04:38:00 PST

A Comic Covering 28 Years of my Life

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Posted by Wordslinger on Thu, 31 May 2007 12:40:00 PST

Website

Gotta website! Nt much n it. Yet... NBL Click Here: iSpence 2.19
Posted by Wordslinger on Wed, 09 May 2007 02:08:00 PST

Been Awhile

Been awhile. Then I found out my laptop has a camera in it. Easy peezy japaneezzy (I've always wondred if that's racist). Zombies are people too!!!Zombie v. Fetus Add to My Profile |...
Posted by Wordslinger on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 10:32:00 PST

Typing Some Words That Add to 17 Syllables

her lolita kisspleasure breaks glass down my throatrearrange insidesreflection touchessee me in myself and cryi'll make me happysponging all your wordsbut purging no truths of mineanxious excretionsbe...
Posted by Wordslinger on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 09:43:00 PST

its been a while

Hey kiddies! Well not really on this thing anymore. I'm fiannly out of orange! i can't tell you how glad i am to be out of that ridiculous place. i didn't realize how much the place had fucked me in t...
Posted by Wordslinger on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 06:14:00 PST

Monadic Dialogue

I needed to practice typing by copying things so I wouldn't look at the keyboard. Becoming a real person sucks!!! I decided to type out a section of a book I'm reading that I wanted to show to someone...
Posted by Wordslinger on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 01:16:00 PST