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boring aaron

it's a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake

About Me



I'm a nice guy. I'm funny, pleasant to be around, a good driver of automobiles, and very polite. Invite me to dinner, you won't regret giving me free food! Your parents will like me too.

My Interests

Torah, games, pirates, mosquitoes, making comics, stars, cookies, elves, plants, animals, rocks, crack, physics, letters, numbers, systems, sleeping, rocking back and forth, pretending to be pretentious, devil's advocating, je m'en fous, ijtihad, unicorns, mock human sacrifice, puppies, shutting down all trash compactors on detention level.

I'd like to meet:


Music:

dufus, classical, rasputina, weird al, m.c. peepants, fergie, jill cunniff, diane cluck. yes, violin, cello, other stringed instruments, horns, fergie, shofar, accordion, piano, harp, voice, guitar, drums, 80s music, themes to tv shows and commercials

Movies:

duck soup, hardware wars, forbidden zone, wizard of oz, the wiz, repo man, old star wars, deliverance, better off dead, ran, sparticus, borat.

Television:

family guy, daily show, venture brothers, aqua teen hunger force, spongebob squarepants, reno 911, news, south park, state of the union address, commercials, simpsons, animal shows, ..aries, ari the earwig show, pee wee playhouse, international and political news, and all the new stupid reality shows. but that's about it, i don't watch much tv.

Books:

Torah, Talmud, Ambrose Bierce, Neurosurgery for Dummies, that book about the tree, and the one about a little prince that lives on his own planet. I don't read very much fiction.

Heroes:


miniscule man, captain cannibal, the kourageous kaped krusaders, the puzzler, frylock, esther

Boring Aaron's Details

Status: Single
Here to: Do Battle
Orientation: North
Hometown: Very Far Away
Body type: 5' 7" / Sexy
Ethnicity: Cyborg
Zodiac Sign: Scorpio, Rat
Children: Are Delicious
Education: Eventually
Religion: Half Jewish Sith Lord

My Blog

I can has flickr!

I have a new flickr page with my photos on it! It's mostly just flowers and bugs, so only go there if you like boring crap like that....
Posted by boring aaron on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 06:27:00 PST

i'm sad

For the last few days, I didn't feel like talking to anybody, every word that comes out of me feels forced and insincere. I even met a new friend today who was really cool, but I could only think of t...
Posted by boring aaron on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 11:33:00 PST

bike thief

Last spring, I was driving around in flatbush, and I saw some guy riding a bike, and holding another bike next to him. I thought of rolling down my window and telling him to not steal bikes, but I did...
Posted by boring aaron on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 07:36:00 PST

dream

Hi, I had a weird dream a few nights ago. I was looking into the sky, and there were two huge cloud masses, one on top, and one on the bottom, connected by a vertical column of cloud. Then i looked ag...
Posted by boring aaron on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 12:21:00 PST

Psychic Psychics

About a week ago, i was listening to this guy on the radio talking about how he remembers his past lives, and ability to be a psychic or whatever. So i called, just to chat because i was bored, and ta...
Posted by boring aaron on Sat, 05 Nov 2005 03:58:00 PST

evil speech

here's a link something about speaking evil to others. i like to not say bad things, don't you? i just don't know what else to put here. it's almost 3 am, if the blog time says something different, it...
Posted by boring aaron on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

in the library

i'm in a library in the bronx right now, it's snowing outside. this is what i'm writing in my "blog" today. now give me mad props for my good blog writing skills, now!
Posted by boring aaron on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

passion of the mel

i saw the passion by mel gibson, it is completely not worth watching, not even for free. which it wasn't, because i rented it. the only good part was the time before i watched it, when i had no bloody...
Posted by boring aaron on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Fifidoodle

today my cat Fifidoodle died. He had cancer somewhere, and a thyroid operation a few weeks ago, and today I was going to the vet's house to visit him, but it was too late before i got there. Later, i ...
Posted by boring aaron on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

hey

myspace is like a place for all us friendsters to go when we get kicked out of there for no good reason.
Posted by boring aaron on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST