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Itay

Dont mind me, im new here...

About Me

Well... im a 22 year old semi-american, born in Israel, but have been in the states for much of my childhood. Still in the army right now, in the paratrooper division, just waiting for the time to burn away. Currently my life isnt composed of much. Had to stop my Thai-boxing lessons before i every really got into it thanks to an old foot injury. Got alot of good friends, get drunk occasionally, wake up looking for my shirt or boxers on what i call "interesting mornings", so cant complain. I believe in laughing. Lord knows the amount of people ive accidently insulted because I try to take everything with at list a few scraps of humor. I know there are times to be serious, and im all for that, but its important to smile, cause a day without a smile is a day wasted.I also believe in nakedness, but thats a WHOLE different philosophy :p

My Interests

Interests: Breasts please! Now that I got that out of my system... I like house parties, not a big club goer, tho dont mind em. I like to sit down with a nargila and some friends, go down to the beach on occasion, watch a good movie, go out boozing on occasion. I like my computer games, and I LOVE to ski... nothing like going down a hill really really fast on two pieces of wood to make you feel like a total shmuck. I like to listen to music, all types. I love my dog, Charly, I miss my duck (my mom stole it and gave it to my aunt :/ ), and my baby turtles pretty groovy. I like vacations, lord knows I cant afford to many. I like to get away to just recompose, and clear my mind. I like to occasionally watch the sunset from the dunes near my house, by the beach. The colors sooth me like a lovers fingers... I like other things... i just dont think i can think of them right now... and i dont think youd care. Keep goin down.

I'd like to meet:

What I want in a girl? Me!The real question is what im looking for in a girl. I am a person who hates that the world and first emotions are so governd by physical attraction, but its a fact of life. Theres nothing finer then a fine girl, a face and body that pinches at both desire and emotion. Other then all that philosophical nonsense? Id like to meet somone with a sense of humor, because it shows that they love life. I dont have any preferance in height, hair color, or so on, but I do like somone who cares about theyre body and how they look, without being to fanatical about it. Id like to meet somone who shows affection for animals, because it shows a caring heart. Im no big drinker, far from that... but id like to meet a girl who would try to drink me under the table once! Id like to meet somone I can have a fun time with... no thought of anything beyond that, unless its to meet again to enjoy eachother again. If anything ever connects, its because its right, not because its out of obligation, and I think that sounds best...

Music:

Rap, tho nothing to gangsta usually. I like people who keep it half serious, half teasing. Eminem, Ludicrous, and so on. I like rock, metallica, papa roach, so on and so fourth... i like everything really, to a degree. Give me classical as well, its all good. A bit of evertyhing.

Movies:

Comdiesand action movies, sci-fi, love pixar movies, even though the guys give me hell for it. And in all respect to everything else, I think my favorite movie is Forrest Gump. Can quote that dumb hill billy for a week :P

Television:

Married with Children, Dave Chapalle, Comedy Central presents, National Geographic, Simpsons, Scrubs..I edited my profile at Doobix.com Myspace Layouts

Books:

Big magazine goer... I like some sci-fi books, but thats only cause theyre almost like watching television, theyre so simple. I like reading about history on occasion as well. I find it hard to find a international best seller that i wont get bored with in the middle. And yes! I read Harry Potter! Dont judge me! :/

Heroes:

My aunt and my brother...I edited my profile at Doobix.com
Myspace Layouts

My Blog

Food? Pfft who needs it!

  O lordy lord, 25 hours without food or water. Food i can do, but water?!? Im a thirsty guy! And if that isnt enough, no beers either! I think the point of this religion is that if it tastes goo...
Posted by Itay on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 05:11:00 PST

Its quiet in here

  Just testing this out... *watches a tumbleweed pass by* ... Oooh yeah, parties over here....
Posted by Itay on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 06:52:00 PST

Ode to the army

    Till When!!! Jebus Chmist am I tired of the army. Just wanna buy a big wet fish and slap my officer with it. Then id like to slap my captian with my fishy smelling freshly trout sla...
Posted by Itay on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 12:59:00 PST