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Juniper

I can kick your ass at Marvel vs. Capcom. Bow down bitches

About Me


It was a creed written into the founding documents that declared the destiny of a nation.
Yes we can.
It was whispered by slaves and abolitionists as they blazed a trail toward freedom.
Yes we can.
It was sung by immigrants as they struck out from distant shores and pioneers who pushed westward against an unforgiving wilderness.
Yes we can.
It was the call of workers who organized; women who reached for the ballots; a President who chose the moon as our new frontier; and a King who took us to the mountaintop and pointed the way to the Promised Land.
Yes we can to justice and equality.
Yes we can to opportunity and prosperity.
Yes we can heal this nation.
Yes we can repair this world.
Yes we can.
We know the battle ahead will be long, but always remember that no matter what obstacles stand in our way, nothing can stand in the way of the power of millions of voices calling for change.
We have been told we cannot do this by a chorus of cynics...they will only grow louder and more dissonant ........... We've been asked to pause for a reality check. We've been warned against offering the people of this nation false hope.
But in the unlikely story that is America, there has never been anything false about hope.
Now the hopes of the little girl who goes to a crumbling school in Dillon are the same as the dreams of the boy who learns on the streets of LA; we will remember that there is something happening in America; that we are not as divided as our politics suggests; that we are one people; we are one nation; and together, we will begin the next great chapter in the American story with three words that will ring from coast to coast; from sea to shining sea --
Yes. We. Can.
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My Interests


You Scored an A
You got 10/10 questions correct.

It's pretty obvious that you don't make basic grammatical errors.
If anything, you're annoyed when people make simple mistakes on their blogs.
As far as people with bad grammar go, you know they're only human.
And it's humanity and its current condition that truly disturb you sometimes.
The It's Its There Their They're Quiz Recognize bitches! ;) I'm all smart and shit. heehee

Lets see I like Reading, music, reading, videogames, playing with my kids, getting away from my kids, learning new things, movies, playing guitar hero, dancing to bad 80's music, dancing to good 80's music, reading, shaking my ass to hip hop, going to a bar and getting hammered cause it's fun damnit, spending time with people who have brains, going to concerts, spending time with people I love, toss in some more reading, being better than you (though that comes naturally)

I'd like to meet:


Your Birthdate: July 10
Independent and dominant, you tend to be the alpha dog in most situations.
You're very confident, and hardly anything ever shakes you.
Mundane tasks tend to drain you - you prefer to be making great plans.
You are quite original. When people don't "get" you, it bothers you a lot.

Your strength: Your ability to gain respect

Your weakness: Caring too much what others think

Your power color: Orange-red

Your power symbol: Letter X

Your power month: October What Does Your Birth Date Mean?
Your Quirk Factor: 67%
You're so quirky, it's hard for you to tell the difference between quirky and normal.
No doubt about it, there's little about you that's "normal" or "average." How Quirky Are You?

Music:



You scored as Rocker, Mosher. Your A Rocker!

Rocker, Mosher


60%

Goth


55%

Chav, Townie, Rude Boy, Ned, Kev


20%

Emo


20%

Trendy


20%

Skater


15%

Prepy


10%
What Group Are You? Chav, Rocker, Skater, Emo, Goth, Trendy, Prepy Ect
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Which Princess Bride Character are You?
this quiz was made by mystiKorn, slipknot, system of a down, nirvana, reel big fish, walls of jericho, NIN, mudvayne, disturbed, black dahlia murder, white stripes, panic at the disco, hatebreed, garth brooks, cannibal corpse, no doubt, weird al, green day, whoever is currently in my profile song, stone sour, classical music (love vivaldi), the beatles (god how did I not have the beatles on there), shake yo ass hip hop

Movies:

Anything by kevin smith, Children of Men, the princess bride, kill bill, rocky horror picture show, freddy movies, jason movies, freddy vs. jason, a little princess, the fifth element, run lola run, thank you for smoking, the secret garden, reservoir dogs, pulp fiction, high fidelity, grosse pointe blank, john cusack in anything, shaun of the dead, the witches (one of the very few things I like as both a book and a movie), the simpsons movie (if you don't know, just imagine me as a Hot Lisa, you wouldn't be far off), The Iron Giant (how did I go so long without seeing that), Face Off (yummy) Whats your Rocky Horror IQ?
YOU ARE A ROCKY GOD! You know this movie, you could dress up as Frankie, and pull it off in style! You can recite the whole damn movie and sing every friggin song! YOU KICK ASS!!
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Television:

Reality tv show whore. Project Runway, America's next top model, real world/road rules, survivor, amazing race, top chef, beauty and the geek, biggest loser, that hair one on bravo, basically anything on bravo pretty muchI do like some real shows. Law & Order, Law & Order SVU, Law & Order Criminal Intent (see a pattern there), The Class, How I met your mother, Grey's Anatomy, ER, the simpsons, fraggle rock, calliou, House (kick ass show)

Books:

Kim Harrison, Naomi Kritzer, Kushiel's Dart, Kushiel's Avatar, Kushiel's Scion, Anything by Heinlein, Stranger in a Strange Land, Time Enough for Love, Methusalah's children, Incarnations of Immortality series, Jim Butcher's Dresden Files novels, The Codex Alera series, Ayn Rand, JR Ward, romance novels, Atlas Shrugged, The Fountainhead, We the Living, The Good the bad & the undead, J.D. Robb's "In Death" series, Piers Anthony, Anita Blake (the first books not her current porn), Christopher Pike, Francesca Lia Block, Weetzie Bat series, fantasy romance novels, sci-fi romance novels, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy novels, Dirk Gently series, the Wheel of Time series by Robert Jordan, Harry Potter, Stephen King's Dark Tower series....can you tell I read a little bit?

Heroes:

My heroes are anyone whose happy being themselves. Those of us who haven gone through the cycle of wishing we were someone else (cooler, prettier, smarter, more charming) but have finally realized that we are pimp just the way we are.

My Blog

Top 10 Things I Hate About Star Trek

10. Noisy doors. You can't walk three feet in a starship without some door whooshing or screeching at you. My office building has automatic sliding doors. They're dead silent. If those doors went "wh...
Posted by Juniper on Sat, 24 Nov 2007 02:46:00 PST

Holy Shit, We can Burn Water

This has to be the coolest fucking thing that science has come up with in YEARS!  Reading this literally gave me chills thinking of all the ways this will change the world.  http://green.yah...
Posted by Juniper on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 08:57:00 PST

Wat up girl can i be ur freind?

Okay all of you have seen my profile....most of you have at least skimmed what it says right?  Can someone please explain to me why guys look at my profile and think "hey, that girl wants to dat...
Posted by Juniper on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 01:16:00 PST

Single parenting

Some days it just sucks.  I took the boys to Disneyland this weekend.  Great great trip....got a great deal on a hotel room from priceline, so it was lovely.  We went and stayed from o...
Posted by Juniper on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 12:29:00 PST

Mutherfuck

When life hands me lemons, I just get squirted in the eye.  I can't have just one thing go wrong in my life, nope nope, I have to have about 50 things go wrong all at once leaving me a broken sha...
Posted by Juniper on Fri, 18 May 2007 12:36:00 PST

Check out this video: Morningwood - Nth Degree

One of my top bands of the moment. Morningwood is fun, amazing, and just plain tasty. I want to take Chantal the lead singer and have my wicked way with her. Pick up the album because the best song...
Posted by Juniper on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 01:27:00 PST

Growing up in the 80's

You Know You Grew Up In the 80's if: 1. You've ever ended a sentence with the word SIKE. 2. You can sing the rap to the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air and can do the Carlton 3. You know that "WOAH" comes fro...
Posted by Juniper on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 11:14:00 PST

I'm such a friggin geek

It's All About The Pentiums - Weird Al YankovicAdd to My Profile | More VideosYep, I'm a geek. If you're my friend, well you already knew that. But sometimes it just hits me. I love shit like thi...
Posted by Juniper on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 04:51:00 PST

I'm moving to Alaska

Guess what happened to me today?  I was the victim of a random assault by a crazy person.  Yep, sweet little ol me got slapped across the face.  I love LA but god I'm sick of the psych...
Posted by Juniper on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 09:53:00 PST

You know you're from LA when....

You Know You're From LA When...You're driving on the 101 and see a clear cut definition of where the smog begins and ends You go to a karaoke bar and battle with seven year old divas-in-training who a...
Posted by Juniper on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 05:41:00 PST