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I'M AFRAID OF SILENCE: Silence is golden. I hate noise!
I TALK A LOT WHEN I GET NERVOUS: Yup
I AM REALLY TICKLISH: AFLAC ;) (If you don't know, don't ask)
I'VE BEEN CALLED A TEASE: Ummmm... next
I'VE BEEN CALLED "JAIL-BAIT": Yeah, but that never stopped those dirty old men from tryna get at me.
I'M AFRAID OF THE DARK: Nope
I'M AFRAID OF FACING MY BACK TO OPEN DOORS AT NIGHT: What?
I CAN'T SLEEP IN A ROOM IF THE CLOSET DOOR IS OPEN: Wanna bet?
I AM A HOMOSEXUAL: HELL NAW!
I BELIEVE IN TRUE LOVE: Yes!!!!!!
I'VE RUN AWAY FROM HOME: Yup, I went all the way to Rite Aid!
I LISTEN TO POLITICAL MUSIC: Is Morris Day political?
I COLLECT COMIC BOOKS: Nope
I SHUT OTHERS OUT WHEN I'M SAD: Yeah, and then I invite them to my pity party.
I'VE STAYED OUT ALL NIGHT: Who hasn't?
I OPEN UP TO OTHERS EASILY: Not unless I know you very well.
I AM KEEPING A SECRET FROM THE WORLD: My brain is so scrambled I can't remember if I am or not!
I WATCH THE NEWS: Yeah
I OWN OVER 5 RAP CD'S: Yep. Mostly good ones from the 90's though.
I LOVE DISNEY MOVIES: HELL YES!!!!!!!!
I AM A SUCKER FOR GREEN EYES: No
I AM A SUCKER FOR BROWN EYES: Yeah!!!
I AM A SUCKER FOR BLUE EYES: What the hell do I look like?
I DON'T KILL BUGS: I beg to differ.
I CURSE: Cursing is against my muthafuckin religion and shit!
I'VE CHEATED ON MY BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND: No
I'VE SLIPPED AND FELL IN PUBLIC: Not to your recollection
I'VE SLIPPED OUT A "LOL" IN A REAL CONVERSATION: Who does things like that?
I LOVE SPAM: Junk mail or imitation ham? YUCK to both!
I'M A GOOD COOK: Yeah, the 2 times a year I decide to cook.
I HAVE WORN PAJAMAS TO CLASS: No
I HAVE OWNED SOMETHING FROM ABERCROMBIE: Again, what the hell do I look like?
I WANT A BETTER JOB..OR A JOB: Fuck a job, I work for myself!
I'VE TALKED ON THE PHONE FOR 6+ HOURS: Yeah, I think my record is 7. (Shavina, we really gotta stop havin all those flashbacks)
I LOVE DR. PHIL: Umm...no!
I LIKE SOMEONE: I LOVE someone!
I AM GUILTY OF TyPiNg LiKe ThIs: Naw, that shit's irritating.
I AM SELF-CONSCIOUS: Sometimes.
I LOVE TO LAUGH: Shit yeah!
I DRINK ALCOHOL FREQUENTLY: Not really
I'VE SMOKED A PACK OF CIGARETTES IN 1 DAY: GROSS!!!
I'M NOT A VIRGIN: Moving right along....
I LOVE LORD OF THE FLIES: No I don't
I EAT COUGH DROPS WHEN I'M NOT SICK: Why the hell would I do that?
I CAN'T SWALLOW PILLS: Yes I can
I HAVE A LOT OF SCARS: Emotional or physical? Well I have a few of both.
I CAN'T SLEEP IF I KNOW THERE'S A SPIDER IN THE ROOM: Depends on how tired I am, and how big the spider is.
I LOVE CHOCOLATE: It's ok
I BITE MY NAILS: Sometimes, when I'm not wearing acrylics.
I TWIRL MY HAIR: When I'm extremely bored
I AM COMFORTABLE WITH BEING ME: Do I have a choice?
I PLAY COMPUTER GAMES WHEN I'M BORED: Not really
I TAKE THESE GAY SURVEYS WHEN I'M BORED: Obviously
I'VE SEEN A SHOOTING STAR: No
I'VE HAD A "MENAGE A TROIS": YUCK!!! Hell NO!
I'VE GONE OUT IN PUBLIC IN MY PAJAMAS: Yup, a long time ago.
I'VE KISSED A STRANGER: Ummm...do we have to relive those days?
I'VE KISSED SOMEONE FOR THE HELL OF IT: Sure
I'VE HUGGED A STRANGER: Yeah
I'VE BEEN IN A FIST FIGHT WITH SOMEONE OF THE SAME SEX: Who hasn't
I'VE LAUGHED AND HAD SOME TYPE OF BEVERAGE COME OUT OF MY NOSE: Yeah. Taz, stop talking to me when I'm drinking!!!
I'VE PUSHED ALL THE BUTTONS IN AN ELEVATOR: Yeah (and I secretly had fun doing it)
I'VE MADE OUT IN AN ELEVATOR: No
I'VE KICKED A GUY WHERE IT HURTS ON PURPOSE: Yup, I kicked him squaaa in the nuts (Rashambu!!!)
I'VE BEEN SKYDIVING: Shit no!
I'VE BEEN BUNGEE JUMPING: See above
I'VE HAD STITCHES: Yep
I'VE BITTEN SOMEONE..AS A JOKE: Ummm, not as a joke
I'VE BEEN TO NIAGARA FALLS: No
I'VE HAD THE CHICKEN POX: No, and I pray I don't. I'm too old for that shit!
I'VE CRASHED INTO A CAR: No, but does backing over the Nigerian lady at Radio Shack count?
I'VE BEEN TO JAPAN: No
I'VE RIDDEN IN A TAXI: Yes
I'VE SHOPLIFTED: No
I'VE BEEN FIRED: No
I'VE HAD FEELINGS FOR SOMEONE WHO DIDN'T HAVE THEM BACK: Let's not go there
I'VE STOLEN SOMETHING FROM MY JOB: I'll never tell!
I'VE BEEN ON A BLIND DATE: No, I've had a few potentials, but those idiots didn't even make it past the first phone conversation.
I'VE HAD A CRUSH ON A TEACHER: No
I'VE CELEBRATED MARDI GRAS IN NEW ORLEANS: No
I'VE BEEN TO EUROPE: No
I'VE SLEPT WITH A CO-WORKER, AND/OR EMPLOYEE: EWWW! No
I'VE BEEN MARRIED: No
I'VE GOTTEN DIVORCED: No
I'VE BEEN PREGNANT: No...sigh
I'VE SEEN SOMETHING/SOMEONE DYING: Yeah
I HAVE A LIST OF PEOPLE I WANT TO KILL: Not kill, torture a little bit, but not kill
I'VE DRIVEN OVER 400 MILES IN 1 DAY: Yeah
I'VE BEEN TO CANADA: No
I'VE BEEN ON A PLANE: Yep
I'VE SEEN THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW: Unfortunately
I'VE THROWN UP FROM DRINKING: No comment
I'VE EATEN SUSHI: Yep
I'VE BEEN SKIING: No
I'VE BEEN ICE SKATING: Don't go there!
I'VE CRIED IN PUBLIC: Yeah, but most people didn't notice.
I'VE TRIED TO COMMIT SUICIDE: In my former life.
I'VE LIKED SOMEONE EVEN THOUGH I KNEW I SHOULDN'T HAVE: Yeah
I'VE THOUGHT ABOUT SOMEONE ALMOST 24/7: Yep
I'VE HATED THE WORLD: Especially all the stupid people in it!
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