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i'm Chris, i'm 6 foot something, 3 or 4, i haven't checked in ages, I play guitar, i work in a guitar shop in Jersey, Channel Islands which is OK. I like to wear clothes during the day and slip into my lingerie on the evening so i can watch Emmerdale in comfort, i don't smoke but i am partial to the odd tipple at many fine breweries and clubs now and again. I am not guilty of doing the funky chicken but i have funky gibbon'd with the best of them in my time, oooh yes...i can tell u that one for nothing sonny jim... width="425" height="350" ..
Primus - The Devil Went Down to Georgia. Get your cowboy boots on and get ready for an old fashioned ho-down! Air fiddle is also mandatory!
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Comedy gold you mentalists, comedy gold!
This is a clip from my favourite comedy show 'Peep Show'. Meet Mark and Jeremy. Mark's the sensible one, a professional brogue-wearer with a slightly disconcerting interest in World War Two. Jeremy is the loose cannon, a lazy waster with dodgy friends who dreams of becoming a musician but can never get his act together (or up in the morning). It is a very underrated programme for some strange reason but I urge anyone to watch it!
My Likes:
Crisps, Pizza, TV, Cinema, Music, Guitar, Drums, Bass, People who can play piano, books, chewing gum, alan keys, plectrums, phones, comedy, girls, ARSE! FECK! DVD's, CD's, sweatbands, B-movies, lava lamps, radiators, money, spending money, shoes, earbuds, MSN, violent wrestling, sleeping, sitting around, McDonalds, sandwiches, Dan Akroyd, walking home, working with different people everyday, driving around with my friends, dancing in Woolworths, dancing randomly anywhere, throwing leftover food at friends, alcohol, bus timetables, low A, playstation, mega drive! old school everything, 80's haircuts, 70's pornstars, deodorant, Jimmy Saville, midgets, chinese takeaway, screwdrivers, soft pillows, turkey dinosaurs, beach parties in the summer, swimming in the rain, mosh pits, camping, drinking heavily before noon, doc martens, band tshirts, suntan lotion, jacuzzi's, the bohemian lifestyle, randomness, Danny DeVito's height.
Dislikes:
Lefthanded people, Gingers, unjustified racism, rich tea biscuits, brocolli, joan rivers, ruby wax, lion king 2 and all other unnecessary disney sequels, prequels and spin offs, crowded buses, angry chavs, angry drunks, patronising arseholes, bovril, mental drivers, shit films, shit music, shit, smelly people, bins in summer, fat people in swimwear, fat people, The Queen tribute band with everyone except Freddie, Paul Rogers, My grandads collection of brown mugs, old fossils, rare corks and crap hats, cyprus memerobilia, chess, bananas that are too ripe or too old, women with beards or any facial hair, tatoos from a book (nice imagination), terrorists, terrorists videos, Typically Norman, Computer geeks, traffic wardens, greedy pigeons, beige cardigans, those ballet shoes that girls wear that are supposedly in fashion, people who wear clothes to be 'in fashion' and not to just express themselves, falling bricks, scorpions, The Scorpions, Blink 182, having no credit, having low battery on my phone, people throwing crap in cinemas, loud yet boring people, people who have illusions of grandieur, slow old people who talk quietly and are hard of hearing but tell you off for not 'listening' or understanding! genocide, Schindler's List, cricket, rich people's children, paper bags, bad teeth, scroungers, cancer, impatient bus drivers, those people that phone you trying to offer you phone deals when they have only just grasped basic english, berets, sand in between me toes, cloudy days in the summer, Q V FUCKING C!
Lenore comics are great! There are a lot better and darker ones than this but they are all very twisted..which is nice.
I Love Invader Zim!!!!
Which Mighty Boosh Character Are You?
You are Vince Noir!Rock and Roll Star! So good-looking that monkeys want your face, and so cool that everyone wants to be you. Admirer of Colobos the Crab and connoisseur of the bizarre pleasures in life. Rock on!
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You're laid back and easy going, so much so that taking a shower is often too much trouble for you!
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Playful and childlike, you are everyone's favorite friend - even if your goofy antics get annoying at times.
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You are famous for: Always making people smile. From your silly songs to your wild pranks, you keep things fun.
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You Are 80% Open Minded
You are so open minded that your brain may have fallen out!
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