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Corey

I'm as old as Jesus!

About Me

I have the strength of a Grizzly and the heart of a koala. I watch movies for money and tell dick jokes to strangers. I like a girl. For more exciting info about me please check out: http://www.coreyandjoelradio.com/

My Interests

A temperate climate, a forgiving and adaptable culture, the continued quest for the unknown, a simple, quiet place of stillness in the depths of the heart where fear and sorrow can not enter. Tits. Especially the pair on this one girl I know.

I'd like to meet:

People who live in glass houses but throw rubber bricks. Oh, and these guys:

Music:

Clap Your Hands Say Yeah , The Magic Numbers, Of Montreal, Doves, Kings of Leon, Arcade Fire, Electrelane, Modest Mouse, Dean Martin, Broken Social Scene, Alice Cooper, Moldy Peaches, Bowie, Catpower, Smog, Pavement, The Decemberists, Al Green, New York Dolls, YYY'S, The Replacements, Flaming Lips, Chet Baker, Can, Saint Etienne, Stone Roses, The Beatles, Galaxie 500, Ramones, Stones, Tom Jones, Beta Band, Willie Nelson, Low,They Might Be Giants, Moldy Peaches, Peaches, The Ponys, Jimmy Smith,Wilco, That Dog, Pixies, whatever friend's gay band I'm seeing tonight,John Cale, The Band.

Movies:

The King of Kong, Micheal Clayton Pop Gear, The Science of Sleep, Tokyo Drifter, Anchorman,Gate of Flesh, La Dolce Vita, Brazil,Dazed and Confused, Sideways, Tron, All The Real Girls, Badlands, King Kong Escapes!,Two Lane Blacktop, Lady from Shanghai, A Life Less Ordinary Umbrellas of Cherborg, A Clockwork Orange, Manhattan, Dolemite, Casino,Big Lebowski, Young Frankenstein, Raging Bull, Gate of Flesh, High Fidelity, Punch Drunk Love, Destroy All Monsters, Planet of the Apes, A Hard Days Night, ,The Long Goodbye, Mr. Smith goes to Washington, Ghost World,Royal Tenenbaums, Spirited Away, The Right Stuff, Chinatown, The Conversation, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Floating Weeds, Ghostbusters, Ikiru, Best In Show, ....blah blah

Television:

Damn you Olympics for making me care about Badmitten.

Books:

I bought Bob Spitz Beatles bio on clearance, but it's rather daunting in size.

Heroes:

Robert Altman,Bill Hicks, Seijin Suzuki, Andy Kauffman, Richard Pryor, Bill Laimbeer, Carson Mccullers, Bill Clinton, The Fab Four, Bill Maher, Michel Gondry, David Bowie, Nikola Tesla, Charlie Kaufman, Lester Bangs, Steve Malkmus, Lauren Ambrose, John Fante, Orson Welles, Vishnu, Wes Anderson, Ultraman. Rory Gillmore.

My Blog

More Blog for your buck.

I have a new Blog at Metro Times.com for all the extra movie nonsense you can handle. Enjoy!http://www.metrotimes.com/blog/b-roll.asp
Posted by Corey on Fri, 15 Aug 2008 11:45:00 PST

Can winter be over already?

Because these shitty movies are killing me. Over Her Dead Body had all the excitment and jolly good times of a thousand nintey year old's funerals rolled into a cozy 98 minutes. You've actually got to...
Posted by Corey on Fri, 01 Feb 2008 09:58:00 PST

The next most important blog of all time.

Really it is.  Actually this is just a shameless plug for a sit down chat session I had with two of my favorite filmmakers, Wes Anderson and Jason Schwartzman in the Ann Arbor Borders. It was a b...
Posted by Corey on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 12:26:00 PST

The most important blog of all time.

Ok, not really, but I figure if you're reading this you give more than a toss about me. In case you haven't heard already, Joel and I will be doing special radio shows this weekend  August 25th, ...
Posted by Corey on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 09:57:00 PST

Attention Everyone!!

You should really call me, it's probably been way too long, and we probably have a lot to talk about. Unless I hate you or you are dead and or imaginary.
Posted by Corey on Sun, 19 Aug 2007 09:34:00 PST

Dear Haters

For your information Alexis Bledel is 25, a perfectly acceptable age for an old fart like me to dig on.  Besides, every time I think of changing my background one of you wiseacres makes a funny a...
Posted by Corey on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 01:37:00 PST

I'm a big giant homo.

At least that's the conclusion my girlfriend came to after I bought the Lilly Allen album . Whatevs. That record is the shit.
Posted by Corey on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 10:18:00 PST

Book worm

I've been reading a bunch of non fiction lately, mostly biography. Since I no longer work in a book store I feel hopelessly out ouf touch . Anyone want to suggest a decent, not dodgy novel? Thanks. ...
Posted by Corey on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 12:40:00 PST

Suck it G.O.P!

 Ahhh how sweet it was last night. I stayed up till the wee hours savoring the severe ass kicking the Bushie mob got at the poll, and I was bouncing around on the bed like a toddler on Christmas,...
Posted by Corey on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 11:55:00 PST

The Science of Sleep

Is an incredible movie. I'm deeply in love with it right now. I want go for long walks with it, snuggle up with it on winter nights and go to breakfast with it on Sundays. And maybe spoon. No really, ...
Posted by Corey on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 11:15:00 PST