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SCARLET BAR

eat my piss

About Me

"G'Day - Come in, sit down and grab a cold one"-----Welcome to the official SCARLET BAR web site-------Located in the newly refurbished lasiters complex, The Scarlet Bar truly is the best - if not only - place to get smashed in Erinsborough. The flimsy, corregated iron walls arrose from the flames of previous boozer LOUS PLACE (or Chez Moir) which was frankly far better with its delightfull staind glass windows and greatly missed pool table and darts board. The Scarlet bar is run by brother and sister Max and Izzy Hoyland who are both good upstanding citizens of Ramsey Street, Max is a hot headed yob whilst izzy takes the role of town bike and filthy old slapper. We are also very proud to be the only music venue in the area other than 'Slayers' the Erinsborough heavy metal bar run by local headbangers 'Battery acid'. We display a wide range of acts on a regular basic from KenNEDy (featuring local pin up boys Karl Kennedy and Ned Parker) to Karl Kennedy and Ned Parker. Keep up to date with all the gigs right here.NB.-------------------It has come to our attention recently that a certain customer of ours...let's call him S.Ray has become addicted to alchohol after drinking almost 1 pint. If customers continue to abuse our products then we will be forced to downsize the size of the glasses from half pints to quarter pint measures.

My Interests

selling beer

I'd like to meet:

beer fanatics.. width="425" height="350" ..

Music:

Connor O'Neil and his Irish tin Whistle/a

Movies:

naaaa

Television:

WE SHOW ALL THE FOOTY GAMES ON SKY

Books:

max does the books

Heroes:

S.K