between the reeds (full version) |
I can't believe everything's left of these walls. I torched them, I slashed them, and I burned down them all. But here they are taller than ever before, in the mountains, protruding, and never they fa...
Posted by on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 13:00:00 GMT |
THE OCEAN |
With its ornate black and white sleeve adorned with gold aquatic themed designs, it would be easy to draw comparisons between MASTODON and Germany's THE OCEAN. Sharks, shells, mermaids and tenta...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 18:02:00 GMT |
THE PIRATES at the Borderline. |
THE PIRATES are recognized as seminal statesmen in the history of British rock 'n' roll. They have been playing high octane RnB since before THE BEATLES, and have collaborated with a long list of infl...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 17:59:00 GMT |
A LINK TO THE SOFA ADVENTURE |
this is the story of a sofa in picyures, its cool as pork.
cut and paste this bad boy if it doesnt link.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/joseph_bolt/sets/1286199/
Posted by on Mon, 10 Apr 2006 17:29:00 GMT |
ANOTHER STROY BY ALEX |
There was once a banana that was injected with a certain scientific formula named 'formsnesticide'. The injection gave the banana it's own mind, eyes , arms and legs, but, more importantly, the banana...
Posted by on Sat, 25 Mar 2006 04:44:00 GMT |
A STORY BY ALEX |
Hi, my names doctor Goldstein, I reccommend you jump out of the hospital window. This will cure your madness. "I don't think your telling me the truth doctor". Do it now you fucking massive cunt!!!!!!...
Posted by on Sat, 25 Mar 2006 04:43:00 GMT |
I bet lots of people want to read my dissertation |
Unconscious
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Posted by on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 11:42:00 GMT |
Sunday is always shite |
A couple have just walked into the restaurant. I always hate it when this happens because it means I have to get up and do some work as apposed to reading my book. She is spherical and has a kind of f...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 17:02:00 GMT |
Pizza Pizza all day long |
The restaurant wasn't busy. It's never busy in the summer because - to be honest it's on its last legs and even the tiniest air conditioning unit is an expense that the company can't justify which w...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 17:00:00 GMT |
WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE |
Hello. My name is Matthew.
Am I a bit of a bastard? Yes. Have I got anything interesting or important to talk about? Probably not. I do however meet many people in my day to day life a...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 16:58:00 GMT |
