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frankenstein jr.

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About Me


"TE OCCIDERE POSSUNT SED TE EDERE NON POSSUNT NEFAS EST"

the fact that i have managed to survive even this long is irrefutable proof that i have superpowers

i'll sit where there aren't any benches and walk where there aren't any paths

My Interests

stuff i like: entertaining myself to death, ninja food , superscience , autonomy, privacy, pain management, recreational vomiting, kook religions, tin-foil fashion, couch forts, sub/urban survivalism, isometeric strategy rpgs , folding chairs, conspiracy theory, cassandra complex, yuppie/hipster death camps, misinformation booths, revenge services ltd., counterproductive criticism, homeless rock operas, cataclysmic revolution, unnecessary risk, wanton destruction/demolition, prison correspondence , asocialization, emnity, degenerative mental illness, natural/man-made disasters, high octane coffee (black, 1 sugar, please), the howling fantods , windmill chasing, dumpster diving, jazz/bop, punk rock, yardwork, barrett and benelli brand firearms, blahblahblahblahblah

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Music:

art blakey and the jazz messengers.

Movies:

"slap shot"; shitty sci-fi and slasher flicks from the 70's into the early mid-80's; outdated cold war propaganda/disaster flicks ala "red dawn"; "atomic cafe"

Television:



cartoons, educational television when appropriate

Books:

george saunders, david foster wallace, thomas pynchon, kurt vonnegut jr., robert anton wilson, non-fiction about a seemingly random array of subjects, the skymaul catalog, and a stack of comic books like, this thick.

Heroes:



My Blog

watch out for bears


Posted by frankenstein jr. on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 02:53:00 PST

scrotal safety commision


Posted by frankenstein jr. on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 02:15:00 PST

ann coulter's "godless": a review

madeyalook; ...god, you're retarded. no, seriously; i hope she gives birth to a volkswagon.
Posted by frankenstein jr. on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 07:15:00 PST

born on a monday

between getting attacked by dogs and solomon grundy moving into the park across the street, i am seriously considering the purchase of a mayonaise jar size cannister of mace. that, or a ballpark...
Posted by frankenstein jr. on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 11:49:00 PST

zoot suits and switchblades

seriously; i would be an unstoppable force of nature in this thing:
Posted by frankenstein jr. on Sun, 26 Mar 2006 10:24:00 PST

i heart srpgs

i salivate when i play them. seriously. although my love for them is rabid, it's not so much a foaming at the mouth as it is a steady stream of drool. i want to make one, but i think it requ...
Posted by frankenstein jr. on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 11:22:00 PST

spase peepole

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Posted by frankenstein jr. on Mon, 16 Jan 2006 11:28:00 PST

"we all have aids"


Posted by frankenstein jr. on Sun, 15 Jan 2006 11:45:00 PST

the new culinary underground

you squares; what with your rachael rays and your jaime olivers. we are far beyond iron chef; olive loaf slathered in chocolate icing, spray cheese cake, subterranean deep frying of everything. t...
Posted by frankenstein jr. on Fri, 13 Jan 2006 04:50:00 PST

robot teeth

apparently, says my oral hygenist whose name eludes me under the influence of drugs, my teeth are going to beat me to hell by approximately 20-30 years; this is perfectly fine by me as the've been not...
Posted by frankenstein jr. on Wed, 04 Jan 2006 07:08:00 PST