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About Me

You may pretend to dislike me, but deep down, you know you hate me.
Friend-collecting myspace whores, I direct you to my whore account.
Your tattoos bore me.
I am not bulemic. It's a metaphor for my life. Get over it.

I am DanA. Don't bother asking me why I capitalize the second A, it's a long and pointless story.
I'm abusive and selfish and rude and I like to make children cry.
Low self-esteem, but vain and arrogant anyway.

I'm Aquarius. I like long walks on the beach to wash off the blood, romantic candle lit dinners with cannabilistic serial killers, and kitties.

I'm not cool, and neither are you.
I enjoy clinging to old wounds.
I am so bitter even YOU can taste it.

My tattoos are only cool to me, unless you're a discordian Mac user too.
I'm not hot, but sometimes I like to pretend.
I'm a hermit.

I'm not hardcore or emocore or muffincore or ninjacore or any of those other stupid labels people on myspace like to give themselves.
I'm so sick and tired of the word core.
I had my hometown set as 'Innsmouth,' but Cthulhu was the only one who got the joke.
I don't want to be your friend unless I can use you for something and then fuck you over. I don't want to hang out with you. I don't want to sleep with you. I don't want to fill up my friends list with people I'll never talk to.

I'm suprisingly easy to please, just give me some cigarettes, a soda, and a book and leave me to my own devices and I'll be fine.

Soon the time will come when GG Allin shall rise from the grave and impregnate me with his zombie seed.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

If you've ever called yourself "scene", or even been called it, then NOT YOU. Jesus, I hate that.

Otherwise, interesting people I can have pointless conversations with.
Attractive people that live near me that I can liquor up, take advantage of, and have no remembrance of in the morning.
Prepubescent girls who will let me touch their "swimsuit areas".
Emo kids, so I can rip their winey, crying faces off.
Creative and artistic people whose ideas I can rip off.
People with original methods of execution and/or body disposal.
Anyone with a sexier axe than mine.

And god dammit, unless I actually know you, you and your stupid band can go to hell. Fucking leave me alone.

Okay, I didn't want to do this, but apparently I have to.
No matter how nicely you ask, I am not going to be involved in any threesomes.
I understand that every brain-dead mongoloid and his crack-whore girlfriend feel they need to "experiment," so just do whatever everyone else does and booze up a runaway, and leave me out of it. Please.
If I keep getting these requests much longer I will be forced to give up my regular practice of just ignoring the culprit, and adopt a new policy of rampant, incessant, non-stop insults.
Don't test me, I have nothing better to do with my time.

My Blog

I hope she knows

that I miss her. And I was happy to see her.And that she owes me alimony.
Posted by on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 23:26:00 GMT

I had a rant!

Seriously. What the fuck is up with the legions of straight edge vegan 16 year olds all over myspace? This is the "cool" group of today's youth?Fucking "scene" (whatever the fuck that even means) is...
Posted by on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 23:41:00 GMT

The GGKitty is no more

It pains me to say that GG, the cat that gave me a reason to live, has been gone for over a week now, and I am resigned to the fact that he is not coming back.I love this cat like a child. He IS my c...
Posted by on Sun, 11 Jun 2006 13:20:00 GMT

Internet hoaxes, urban legends, and the morons who forward them

I better not see ANY of these in my inbox or bulletins ANY MORE, GOD DAMMIT! Here's one that annoys the crap out of me: ----------------please look at the picture, read what her father says, then f...
Posted by on Tue, 09 May 2006 16:53:00 GMT

You know you want to see the pictures

..1. I just thought it looked cool. From a 300 year old cemetary in the middle of Philadelphia. ..2. I never did figre out what all the bronze cats meant, but I like cats. From the Betsy Ros...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Mar 2006 11:52:00 GMT

Heavy friends-list cutting

NO ONE is safe. Except for Aaron and Amy. They are safe. Also, Fohretsoo. And Jessie. And Colleen. And Laura. And her pets. And people I talk to on a regular basis. Okay, so A FEW PEOPL...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Oct 2005 19:58:00 GMT

RIP Hamster

My kitty was hit and killed by a car this morning. I just thought I'd share my grief with everyone, and post a few pictures. Her name was Hamster and she was the cutest kitten ever. Even cuter than...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Oct 2005 10:28:00 GMT

If you're going to send me a friend request, read this

It feels so conceited to be posting soemthing that presumes people actually want to be my friend, but I also feel there is a need for this. Although I'm sure no one actually reads bulletins, either. ...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Sep 2005 18:02:00 GMT

I can't wait for you to shut me up

I hate you. I hate your myspace page. I hate your girlfriend. I hate your dumb hair. I hate your ugly, primer-gray car. I hate your drunk redneck dad. I hate your piercings, and I ESPECIALLY hat...
Posted by on Tue, 17 May 2005 14:03:00 GMT

Rejoice, filthy humans!

Yes, rejoice, my wayward, faithless children. Rejoice, for the day of reckoning is upon us. I..... WALK!
Posted by on Wed, 17 Nov 2004 17:23:00 GMT